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[grand orchestral fanfare
playing]

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["Presents for Christmas"
by Solomon Burke playing]

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♪ Oh, this is gonna be
a groove for me ♪

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♪ It's gonna be a little
something different ♪

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♪ But we gonna give it
to 'em anyway ♪

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Come on! Ha! ♪

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♪ We wanna give out a present
to everybody this Christmas ♪

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♪ All around the world

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♪ For every man, woman,
boy and girl ♪

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♪ Are you ready right now?

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♪ Ah, I like it like that,
come on ♪

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♪ That's it,
all right, come on ♪

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♪ Oh-oh

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♪ Christmas presents
around the world ♪

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♪ Something mighty sweet
to see ♪

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♪ A present for everyone

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♪ Under one great big
Christmas tree ♪

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♪ Every boy that wants
a brand-new toy... ♪

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Jacket. Jacket. Jacket.

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- Okay, see you later.
- [door closes]</font>

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♪ For every Johnny
that wants a car ♪

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♪ Every junior
that wants a mobile bike ♪

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♪ That rides
and rides and rides ♪

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♪ Now my little daughter

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♪ She wants a doll that cries

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and wipes its eyes ♪

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♪ And I see there's someone...

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[phone ringing]

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RECEPTIONIST:
Flaxman's Auction House.

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How may I direct your call?

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♪ Just to lean her head
in their arms ♪</font>

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[phone chimes]

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♪ What a Christmas present,
this Christmas ♪

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♪ Oh, what a gift you could be

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♪ You know if I could
just give out ♪

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♪ Christmas presents
to everyone ♪

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Christmas tree... ♪

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I mean, obviously, it's not the
usual way of doing the pricing,

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but I figured if we give people

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a high percentage
of the money we make,

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they'll be more likely
to give us more things

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In the end, everyone wins.

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Have you told Flaxman?

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Uh, no. No, I just want
to finish it first.

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♪ Christmas presents
around the world ♪

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♪ Something mighty sweet
to see ♪</font>

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♪ Only if I just had
a present for everyone ♪

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♪ Under one great big
Christmas tree ♪

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[phone chimes]

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♪ Well, every boy that wants
a brand-new toy ♪

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♪ For every Johnny
that wants a car ♪

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- Ah, Mr. Flaxman.
- Bernard.

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This is Henry Hackford

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of the Metropolitan Museum
of Art.

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Uh, it's an honor
to meet you, sir.

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Nice to meet you, too.

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<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
through your new catalog.

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The Museum are
potential purchasers

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of many of your treasures.

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Yes, right.

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Um, I'm just kind of late
for something. It's...

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Oh, it'd be a pleasure, sir.

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Of course. Thank you.

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Thank you.

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[whispering]: Why are you
carrying such an ugly bear?

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It's a particular focus
on cartography

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I'm really proud
of the breadth and...

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range of pieces
we've got in this sale.

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Thank you.

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Work ye, Bernard. Work ye.

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♪

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[keys jingle]

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Hello, Bernard.

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Um, I-I'm so sorry.

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I-- Let-let me just
explain everything.

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I already know what happened.

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"Of course, Mr. Flaxman,"

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and work, work, work.

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And you missed
your daughter's birthday.

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I mean-- [sighs]

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Uh, yes, t-that's
pretty much it.

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Really, I'm so sorry, I ju--
[sighs]</font>

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Okay. Should I wake her up

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so you can give her
your present?

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Yeah, uh, yeah.

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Yeah, yeah, of course, um...

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Uh, just give me one second.

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I just, uh, I just need to
sort something.</font>

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[chuckles]

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[breathing heavily]

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Oh. Hey.

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Hey. Hey, sweetheart.

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[cartoonish voice]:
Happy birthday!

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[normal voice]:
Huh? Okay. Yep.

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I got this for you.

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Groceries?

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No, no, uh, let me just
help you with that.

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It's a jewelry box,
golden jewelry box.

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Unbelievable, Bernie.

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I think it's stuck.

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your first antique.

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Isn't it pretty?

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Sweetie, why don't, um...

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you go to your room and pack
a bag for Grandma's, okay?

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Okay.

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[inhales sharply]
Oh, Bernie.

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I think I'm gonna take Eve
to my mom's like we planned,

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but, uh... I'm just gonna
need some time there.

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At least through
the holidays and...

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I-I think it's best
if you don't come.

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What?

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Julie, no-- please,
y-you're kidding.

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Please be kidding.

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No, Bernie, I am so not kidding.

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This is the least funny
conversation of my life.

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It's been going on
for such a long time.</font>

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It's like...

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It's like you've
forgotten who we are.

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And what a family means. And I--

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I'm really sorry about the box.

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What she really wanted for
her birthday was a dollhouse.

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her dad's undivided attention

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would've been just as good.

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Bernie, it is one thing
to drop the ball with me,

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but with Eve?

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[footsteps approaching]

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JULIE:
I'll be back, okay?

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You missed my birthday.

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Oh, I'm--
I'm so sorry, sweetheart.

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Mom says you're
a selfish bastard.

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S-She was joking.

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♪ Bells will be ringing

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♪ The glad, glad news

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♪ Oh, what a Christmas

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♪ To have the blues

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♪ My baby's gone

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- ♪ I have no friends

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FLAXMAN:
Come in.

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♪ Please come home
for Christmas... ♪

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Bernard. Sit ye. Sit ye.

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♪ Once again.

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Thank you for taking me
through the catalog last night.</font>

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It was very eye-opening.

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Well, I'm glad
it was for you, sir.

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I have to say, it was
a complete disaster for me.

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Oh, dear.

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By the time
I got home yesterday,

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my daughter's birthday.

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And then, my wife,

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uh, she decided
that she was gonna...

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well, sort of move out
for a bit.

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That's terrible.

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I need to find a way right now
t-to make things right.</font>

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What I'm trying to say
is I-I'm gonna need

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more than just the holidays off.

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I'm gonna need a few more weeks

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to fight for my marriage.

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Mm.

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Oh.

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Really? Oh, thank you, sir.

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Will that be enough, though?

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I-I honestly don't know, sir.
I hope so.

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And what if we take it
one step further?

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this sabbatical

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to say, I don't know, 12 months?

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And after that,
another 12 months.

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And then another 12 months.

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Are you-- are you suggesting
I take three years off?

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Let's go nuts!
[chuckles]

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All right. It sort of sounds
like you're firing me, sir.

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[laughing]:
Yes, I suppose I am.

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You're a very evil person, sir.

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And you'll have years
to decide which. [laughs]

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♪

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[sighs]

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[door opens]

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[door closes]

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Bernie.

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What do you think?

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They let me spruce
the place up a bit.

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Seasonal. Everyone's included.

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Yeah, it's very nice.

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How you doing, man?

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I can tell by looking at you.

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It's making me sad.

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Okay, well, sorry
to be a downer.

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No, no, you want to talk? You
want me to get another chair?

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You want to-- I g--
I'm reading this great book.</font>

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This might be helpful.

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It's a book
about parallel universes.

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You know about this?

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There might be another you
in another universe,

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having a great life right now.

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That's uplifting.

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Is it not?

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Do you-- What are you doing
for Christmas?

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You want to come over?

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You can hang out with the cats.
It's fun.

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There's one that lives outside.

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Y-You're very kind, but...

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♪

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♪

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[exhaling]

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[screaming]

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[indistinct murmuring]

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[Bernard grunts]

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[murmuring continues]

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[groans]

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Oh, my God!

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[Scottish accent]:
You'd think I'd get used to it,</font>

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but I never do.

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[grunts]

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Okay, no, no, no,
you stay back, just stay back.

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I-I don't want to hurt you,

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but I will hurt you

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if you-- if you don't
get out of here.</font>

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No, no, no.

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H-Help!

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Oh, no. It's fine. What do
you want? What do you want?

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Seriously, you can
take everything.

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Oh, you're just
wailing and crying

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- [bleating]
- Uh, I don't know what you're--

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I-I don't-- I wish-- I wish
I understood what you're saying.

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[clears throat]

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[coughs]

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[coughing continues]

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[American accent]:
Is this better?

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Is it-- Yeah, I mean, yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.

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Okay. Then let's get to it.

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Your wish is my command.

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[laughing]:
Yeah, okay, yeah, no.</font>

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[panting]:
That's funny 'cause of the--

251
00:12:34,241 --> 00:12:35,391
I wish you'd stop
trying to kill me.

252
00:12:35,591 --> 00:12:37,741
Oh, this? No, this is--

253
00:12:37,941 --> 00:12:39,741
That's just force of habit.

254
00:12:39,941 --> 00:12:41,831
Who are you?
How'd you get into my house?

255
00:12:42,031 --> 00:12:43,831
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

256
00:12:44,031 --> 00:12:45,791
I was in the box.

257
00:12:45,991 --> 00:12:47,271
O-Okay, sure.

258
00:12:47,471 --> 00:12:49,101
Listen, uh, look,
I-I don't judge you,

259
00:12:49,301 --> 00:12:51,011
or whatever recreational
prescription drug

260
00:12:51,211 --> 00:12:52,931
of choice you've taken.

261
00:12:53,131 --> 00:12:55,761
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
you to get out of my house.

262
00:12:55,961 --> 00:12:59,111
Okay? Seriously,
how did you get in?

263
00:12:59,311 --> 00:13:02,331
Okay, I'm going
to talk slower for you.

264
00:13:02,531 --> 00:13:04,421
That box...

265
00:13:04,621 --> 00:13:07,161
that you were rubbing...

266
00:13:07,361 --> 00:13:09,941
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

267
00:13:10,141 --> 00:13:11,771
[chuckles] Okay, sure.

268
00:13:11,971 --> 00:13:13,211
Sure, and how-- and how do you

269
00:13:13,411 --> 00:13:15,991
get inside a box
that's nine inches wide?

270
00:13:16,191 --> 00:13:18,781
Really good question.
It's a really simple answer.

271
00:13:18,981 --> 00:13:21,421
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

272
00:13:22,901 --> 00:13:24,571
[chuckles]

273
00:13:24,771 --> 00:13:26,091
Angry sorcerer.

274
00:13:26,291 --> 00:13:27,521
[thunder rumbling]

275
00:13:29,041 --> 00:13:30,881
[gasps]

276
00:13:31,081 --> 00:13:32,271
You know, crazy eyes.

277
00:13:32,471 --> 00:13:34,141
- [screaming]
- Pointed a finger at me.</font>

278
00:13:34,341 --> 00:13:36,401
Puff of smoke. Spinning and
turning trough time and space.

279
00:13:36,601 --> 00:13:39,491
[screaming]

280
00:13:39,691 --> 00:13:41,451
<i>The next thing I know,</i>

281
00:13:41,651 --> 00:13:43,981
I'm inside this stupid box.

282
00:13:44,181 --> 00:13:45,281
[laughing]:
Okay, wow, wow.

283
00:13:45,481 --> 00:13:46,811
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

284
00:13:47,011 --> 00:13:48,241
Now, that's a strong move.

285
00:13:48,441 --> 00:13:50,201
The "I'm a genie"
home invasion excuse, that's--

286
00:13:50,401 --> 00:13:51,811
It's not an excuse.

287
00:13:52,011 --> 00:13:53,071
I am a genie.

288
00:13:53,271 --> 00:13:54,811
Right, yeah.

289
00:13:55,011 --> 00:13:55,901
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
- Mm-hmm.

290
00:13:56,101 --> 00:13:56,901
BERNARD:
Damn.

291
00:13:57,101 --> 00:13:58,381
I mean, the whole thing is--

292
00:13:58,581 --> 00:14:00,471
No, no, no, you-you...

293
00:14:00,671 --> 00:14:02,911
- Back off.
- Okay. All right.

294
00:14:03,111 --> 00:14:04,351
Let's just...

295
00:14:04,551 --> 00:14:07,911
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
and then I make them come true.

296
00:14:08,111 --> 00:14:10,571
That's how
this whole thing works.

297
00:14:10,771 --> 00:14:12,881
Okay, so you're saying
you're an actual genie.

298
00:14:13,081 --> 00:14:15,881
- Correct. We're like ghosts.
- Sure.

299
00:14:16,081 --> 00:14:19,271
Or-or dragons or unicorns.

300
00:14:19,471 --> 00:14:20,621
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
you-you think we don't exist,

301
00:14:20,821 --> 00:14:22,321
and then you bump into one
and you're like,

302
00:14:22,521 --> 00:14:24,101
"Oh, hey. Oh, look at that.
And genius, genius, genius.

303
00:14:24,301 --> 00:14:25,151
Genies everywhere."

304
00:14:25,351 --> 00:14:26,451
Okay, well, you better get

305
00:14:26,651 --> 00:14:28,631
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
pretty quick.

306
00:14:28,831 --> 00:14:30,501
Okay, how about this?
Um, I-I wish...

307
00:14:30,701 --> 00:14:31,591
Bring it.

308
00:14:31,791 --> 00:14:33,291
...that my phone wasn't dead.

309
00:14:33,491 --> 00:14:35,941
A-And, oh, I know.
How about a camel?

310
00:14:36,141 --> 00:14:37,341
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

311
00:14:37,531 --> 00:14:38,951
Huh? That seems
reasonable, right?

312
00:14:39,151 --> 00:14:40,291
Sure thing, boss.

313
00:14:40,491 --> 00:14:42,951
It's whatever floats your boat.

314
00:14:43,151 --> 00:14:44,381
[phone chimes]

315
00:14:45,421 --> 00:14:47,301
Okay, uh...

316
00:14:47,501 --> 00:14:49,301
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
a coincidence. The...

317
00:14:49,501 --> 00:14:50,571
Hmm.

318
00:14:50,771 --> 00:14:52,131
Is that a coincidence?

319
00:14:52,331 --> 00:14:55,311
- [camel groans]
- [screams]

320
00:14:55,511 --> 00:14:57,401
- [screams]
- [laughs]

321
00:14:57,601 --> 00:15:00,051
Okay, I-I-I take back
the camel wish. I take it back.

322
00:15:00,251 --> 00:15:02,321
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
the camel wish back.

323
00:15:02,521 --> 00:15:04,451
[camel groans]

324
00:15:04,651 --> 00:15:06,151
Oh, my God.

325
00:15:06,351 --> 00:15:09,981
[chuckles] T-That is
interesting, though. The...

326
00:15:10,181 --> 00:15:12,141
♪

327
00:15:15,761 --> 00:15:18,161
I just don't want Eve
growing up with a dad

328
00:15:18,361 --> 00:15:19,901
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
to put her first.

329
00:15:20,101 --> 00:15:21,991
I had to push back
at some point.

330
00:15:22,191 --> 00:15:24,161
- That's right.
- [sighs]

331
00:15:24,361 --> 00:15:26,551
God, the problem
with Bernard is...

332
00:15:27,551 --> 00:15:29,561
And you know I still love him.

333
00:15:29,761 --> 00:15:32,391
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
he thinks everything

334
00:15:32,591 --> 00:15:34,091
will just be okay in the end.

335
00:15:34,291 --> 00:15:35,471
Hmm.

336
00:15:36,651 --> 00:15:38,661
[scoffs]

337
00:15:38,861 --> 00:15:40,401
He is my guy,

338
00:15:40,601 --> 00:15:42,361
but...

339
00:15:42,561 --> 00:15:44,921
he just won't live
in the real world.</font>

340
00:15:45,121 --> 00:15:47,011
[both laugh]

341
00:15:47,211 --> 00:15:48,711
Wow. This is so cool.

342
00:15:48,911 --> 00:15:50,581
Oh, my grandma always
used to say,

343
00:15:50,781 --> 00:15:52,111
"You don't get nothing
for free."

344
00:15:52,311 --> 00:15:53,451
I wish she could see me now.
[chuckles]

345
00:15:53,651 --> 00:15:55,241
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

346
00:15:55,441 --> 00:15:56,541
[gasps]

347
00:15:56,741 --> 00:16:00,031
Oh, look at you.
You're as thin as a rake.

348
00:16:00,231 --> 00:16:02,121
Okay, on second thought,
no hard feelings, Grandma,

349
00:16:02,321 --> 00:16:03,251
I wish she couldn't.

350
00:16:03,451 --> 00:16:05,031
Got it.

351
00:16:05,231 --> 00:16:07,211
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

352
00:16:07,411 --> 00:16:09,121
- [chuckles]
- Okay, so wait, am I...

353
00:16:09,321 --> 00:16:11,601
Have I blown it already?
Am I already out of wishes?

354
00:16:11,801 --> 00:16:14,041
No, keep at it.

355
00:16:14,241 --> 00:16:15,301
What about the whole
three wishes thing?

356
00:16:15,501 --> 00:16:17,221
[whispers]:
Fairytale stuff.</font>

357
00:16:17,421 --> 00:16:20,531
[normal voice]:
Real genies, unlimited wishes.

358
00:16:20,721 --> 00:16:22,051
Wow, we have to be very careful,
don't we?

359
00:16:22,251 --> 00:16:24,491
Uh, you do.
If you want my advice,

360
00:16:24,691 --> 00:16:27,401
I would say
use the words "I wish"

361
00:16:27,601 --> 00:16:29,971
with the caution that you
would usually reserve</font>

362
00:16:30,171 --> 00:16:31,411
for "please castrate me."

363
00:16:31,611 --> 00:16:32,701
Just, you know.

364
00:16:33,701 --> 00:16:35,761
[blows nose]

365
00:16:35,961 --> 00:16:38,371
[sniffles] Oh.

366
00:16:38,571 --> 00:16:40,071
What?

367
00:16:40,271 --> 00:16:42,031
- Problem?
- What? N-No, no. Me? No problem.

368
00:16:42,221 --> 00:16:43,551
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

369
00:16:43,751 --> 00:16:45,721
I-I just suppose a lot
of things have changed

370
00:16:45,921 --> 00:16:47,161
since you were last out.

371
00:16:47,361 --> 00:16:48,991
- Always do.
- Oh.

372
00:16:49,191 --> 00:16:50,381
It's different
every single time.

373
00:16:50,581 --> 00:16:52,171
Wow, so you've been
out of the box before?</font>

374
00:16:52,371 --> 00:16:54,341
Oh, yeah. I mean, here
and there, yeah. But, I mean...

375
00:16:54,541 --> 00:16:56,431
I don't know,
from the looks of this place,

376
00:16:56,631 --> 00:17:00,001
I'm thinking, this time,
it's been a really long one.

377
00:17:00,201 --> 00:17:01,611
I mean, give or take
a day or two,

378
00:17:01,811 --> 00:17:03,391
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
is right... -Yeah. Okay.

379
00:17:03,591 --> 00:17:06,751
I'd-I'd say about...
2,000 years.

380
00:17:06,941 --> 00:17:08,271
2,000 years?

381
00:17:08,471 --> 00:17:10,441
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Okay.

382
00:17:10,641 --> 00:17:13,101
That's new information to me.

383
00:17:13,301 --> 00:17:15,191
- Is it?
- That's... Yeah.</font>

384
00:17:15,391 --> 00:17:18,021
All right, well...

385
00:17:18,221 --> 00:17:19,631
[sighs] Let's just get to work.

386
00:17:19,831 --> 00:17:23,111
Just hit me.
You know, tell me what you want.

387
00:17:23,311 --> 00:17:24,371
Is it girls?

388
00:17:24,571 --> 00:17:26,371
Gold? Golden girls?

389
00:17:26,571 --> 00:17:28,771
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
- Yeah, no, no,

390
00:17:28,971 --> 00:17:30,331
- come on. That's...
- Well, I mean,

391
00:17:30,531 --> 00:17:31,731
you don't have to be
embarrassed.

392
00:17:31,931 --> 00:17:34,161
I know the score. You know?
I make you rich,

393
00:17:34,361 --> 00:17:35,731
you go live in a palace,
you get five wives,

394
00:17:35,931 --> 00:17:37,471
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
then you get mad at me,

395
00:17:37,671 --> 00:17:39,431
- and you put me back in the box.
- No no.

396
00:17:39,631 --> 00:17:40,611
You've actually got me
all wrong.

397
00:17:40,801 --> 00:17:43,171
Uh, money can't help me. It's...

398
00:17:43,371 --> 00:17:45,481
Uh... [sighs]

399
00:17:45,681 --> 00:17:49,351
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
just left for her mum's

400
00:17:49,551 --> 00:17:51,791
and looks like it might be
the start of a whole...

401
00:17:51,991 --> 00:17:54,101
a "trial separation" period.

402
00:17:54,301 --> 00:17:55,581
What is-- What are we--
What is this?

403
00:17:55,781 --> 00:17:57,141
- What are we doing?
- Oh, no, nothing.

404
00:17:57,341 --> 00:17:58,751
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
went and fired me.

405
00:17:58,951 --> 00:18:00,671
Wow, that is "tough."

406
00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:02,191
Yeah, that's not really
how it w-works.

407
00:18:02,391 --> 00:18:03,501
Okay, well, I like it,

408
00:18:03,701 --> 00:18:05,151
and I've been in a box
for 2,000 years,

409
00:18:05,351 --> 00:18:06,851
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

410
00:18:07,051 --> 00:18:08,851
- Sure, okay.
- So, about your

411
00:18:09,051 --> 00:18:11,591
sleazeball "boss," um,

412
00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:13,071
do you want me to kill him?

413
00:18:13,271 --> 00:18:15,471
I'm kind of a sword
and slice gal.

414
00:18:15,671 --> 00:18:18,081
I just get in... [grunts]
get it done.</font>

415
00:18:18,281 --> 00:18:19,251
Um...

416
00:18:19,451 --> 00:18:20,861
I will go with no.

417
00:18:21,061 --> 00:18:22,301
- Oh.
- I mean, thank you.

418
00:18:22,501 --> 00:18:24,521
Okay, that's too bad
'cause I'm...

419
00:18:24,721 --> 00:18:26,521
It's kind of like my specialty,

420
00:18:26,721 --> 00:18:28,611
- if you know what I mean.
- Sure.

421
00:18:28,811 --> 00:18:30,791
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
What do you want?

422
00:18:30,991 --> 00:18:33,791
My three big wishes
would be to-to get my child

423
00:18:33,991 --> 00:18:35,881
to love me again,
to get my wife to love me again,

424
00:18:36,081 --> 00:18:37,751
and for us all to be happy.

425
00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:40,531
Oh. Okay, uh,

426
00:18:40,731 --> 00:18:42,841
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

427
00:18:43,041 --> 00:18:46,111
Uh, wishes can't change
people's feelings,

428
00:18:46,311 --> 00:18:47,721
but, yeah, that's

429
00:18:47,921 --> 00:18:50,541
just kind of one of
the big rules. It's like a no.

430
00:18:50,741 --> 00:18:54,511
Okay, um... Right.

431
00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:56,121
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
- Yeah.

432
00:18:56,321 --> 00:18:58,381
Can I just ask, time travel,
can we do that?

433
00:18:58,581 --> 00:19:00,211
'Cause that could solve
everything.

434
00:19:00,411 --> 00:19:02,251
Or is that not...

435
00:19:02,451 --> 00:19:04,251
That's a "no can do."

436
00:19:04,451 --> 00:19:06,261
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

437
00:19:06,461 --> 00:19:08,741
You would just destroy
the history of the world.

438
00:19:08,941 --> 00:19:10,351
I don't know,
maybe we can figure out

439
00:19:10,551 --> 00:19:14,131
some kind of plan
that would "encourage

440
00:19:14,331 --> 00:19:17,141
your wife and child"

441
00:19:17,341 --> 00:19:20,141
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
about you. Right?

442
00:19:20,341 --> 00:19:22,751
Yeah, good. Good.

443
00:19:22,951 --> 00:19:24,231
- You're right.
- Yeah.

444
00:19:24,431 --> 00:19:25,931
- It's time for action.
- O-Oh, great.

445
00:19:26,131 --> 00:19:27,711
- It's time for action.
- Oh.

446
00:19:27,911 --> 00:19:29,801
- I like this.
- I-I wi-- Oh, by the way,</font>

447
00:19:30,001 --> 00:19:31,411
- my name's Bernard.
- Oh, Bernard.

448
00:19:31,611 --> 00:19:33,761
- Yeah, Bernard Bottle.
- Bernard. Oh, Bernard.

449
00:19:33,961 --> 00:19:36,421
Bernard. Bernard Bottle.

450
00:19:36,621 --> 00:19:38,511
Maybe you ever--
You ever just go by "Nardo"?

451
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:39,941
Uh... uh, I don't

452
00:19:40,141 --> 00:19:42,341
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
- No? Okay, think about it.

453
00:19:42,541 --> 00:19:44,731
Uh, Flora Gwendolen Locheed,

454
00:19:44,931 --> 00:19:46,601
uh, Firepit McAllister.

455
00:19:46,801 --> 00:19:49,171
- Oh, beautiful name.
- Yeah. Oh, well, thank you.

456
00:19:49,371 --> 00:19:50,211
So nice to meet you.

457
00:19:50,411 --> 00:19:51,611
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

458
00:19:51,811 --> 00:19:53,521
- Yeah. Okay. [chuckles]
- Yes.

459
00:19:53,721 --> 00:19:55,311
- That's good. Thank you.
- Oh, is that good? Okay.

460
00:19:55,501 --> 00:19:56,961
- Oh, got it. And then it stops.
- Thank you. Uh, yeah.

461
00:19:57,161 --> 00:19:57,961
- That's it.
- Got it.

462
00:19:58,161 --> 00:20:00,701
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

463
00:20:00,901 --> 00:20:03,311
we were at my
mother-in-law's house.

464
00:20:03,511 --> 00:20:05,221
I can do that.

465
00:20:06,091 --> 00:20:08,361
[grunts, groans]

466
00:20:08,561 --> 00:20:09,931
- [laughter inside]
- Okay. Yeah, that's--

467
00:20:10,131 --> 00:20:11,411
- It's a bit of a doozy.
- [sighs] Yeah.

468
00:20:11,611 --> 00:20:12,631
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
[inhales deeply]

469
00:20:12,831 --> 00:20:13,711
- No, I'm good, I'm good.
- Okay, okay.

470
00:20:13,911 --> 00:20:14,801
- I'm good.
- All right.

471
00:20:15,001 --> 00:20:16,371
[whispers]: Oh, there she is.

472
00:20:16,571 --> 00:20:17,891
[indistinct chatter]

473
00:20:18,091 --> 00:20:20,841
Okay, okay. What's the plan?
What're we gonna do?</font>

474
00:20:22,851 --> 00:20:25,251
I-I don't know. I'm winging it.
Maybe this was a bad idea.

475
00:20:25,451 --> 00:20:27,471
- May-Maybe.
- Was it?

476
00:20:27,671 --> 00:20:29,731
It's better to have a plan
than not a plan.

477
00:20:29,931 --> 00:20:31,781
Okay, but you know what?
We're here now.

478
00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:33,871
So, let-let's
do something, okay?

479
00:20:34,061 --> 00:20:35,561
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
- Okay.

480
00:20:35,761 --> 00:20:36,781
We're going back to,
you know, back in my day...

481
00:20:36,981 --> 00:20:38,391
- Right.
- ...when a man or a woman

482
00:20:38,591 --> 00:20:39,871
was trying to woo,
you know, someone, suitor,

483
00:20:40,071 --> 00:20:41,821
- whatever you want to call it...
- Sure.

484
00:20:43,081 --> 00:20:44,701
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
You want to keep

485
00:20:44,901 --> 00:20:46,751
- this counterclockwise...
- Okay.

486
00:20:46,951 --> 00:20:48,011
...and this clockwise.

487
00:20:48,211 --> 00:20:49,661
Don't ever
sync them up together.

488
00:20:49,861 --> 00:20:51,451
BERNARD:
I don't know if I-I can do that.

489
00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:52,751
Is that...?

490
00:20:52,951 --> 00:20:53,931
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
- Oh, God, no, she saw me.

491
00:20:54,131 --> 00:20:55,541
- She saw me.
- It's good.

492
00:20:55,741 --> 00:20:56,841
- You can talk to her.
- Ah. What am I gonna say?

493
00:20:57,041 --> 00:20:59,331
- Can't we just vanish?
- [door opens]

494
00:20:59,531 --> 00:21:00,631
Bernard?

495
00:21:00,831 --> 00:21:02,291
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

496
00:21:02,481 --> 00:21:04,241
Hi. Um...

497
00:21:04,441 --> 00:21:06,851
I-- You know what?
I-I-I was just passing through,

498
00:21:07,051 --> 00:21:08,551
and I thought
I'd-I'd just check to see if

499
00:21:08,751 --> 00:21:10,341
- you got here okay. [chuckles]
- [door closes]

500
00:21:10,541 --> 00:21:12,861
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

501
00:21:13,061 --> 00:21:15,341
- Flora.
- One...

502
00:21:15,541 --> 00:21:16,781
This is F-Flora, yes.

503
00:21:16,981 --> 00:21:18,651
- She's-she's a-a friend...
- Yup.

504
00:21:18,851 --> 00:21:19,951
...from work.

505
00:21:20,151 --> 00:21:21,781
Yeah, it's nice
to meet you, ma'am.

506
00:21:21,981 --> 00:21:23,921
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

507
00:21:24,111 --> 00:21:25,831
I do work with Nardo.

508
00:21:26,031 --> 00:21:28,351
You know, we go to
the workplace together,

509
00:21:28,551 --> 00:21:30,491
and we-we do work things in our,

510
00:21:30,691 --> 00:21:32,011
in our work location.

511
00:21:32,211 --> 00:21:33,451
BERNARD:
You know what the funny thing--</font>

512
00:21:33,651 --> 00:21:35,541
The reason why
you look so awesome is--

513
00:21:35,741 --> 00:21:38,021
You just went to a Renaissance
fair, didn't you?

514
00:21:38,221 --> 00:21:39,541
Didn't you?

515
00:21:39,741 --> 00:21:40,711
- Didn't I?
- Yeah.

516
00:21:40,911 --> 00:21:42,371
Oh, yeah.

517
00:21:42,571 --> 00:21:45,891
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
what you're up to,

518
00:21:46,091 --> 00:21:48,811
but I-I think
you should go home.

519
00:21:49,011 --> 00:21:51,771
- Too much. Too weird. Get--
- Yeah.

520
00:21:51,971 --> 00:21:53,381
Go sleep it off.

521
00:21:53,581 --> 00:21:54,901
So nice meeting you.

522
00:21:55,101 --> 00:21:57,381
It's-- Uh,
I-I like your sweater.</font>

523
00:21:57,581 --> 00:21:58,861
[door closes]

524
00:21:59,061 --> 00:22:02,551
I think that went well.
[clicks tongue]

525
00:22:03,901 --> 00:22:05,771
I wish we were back at my place.

526
00:22:11,131 --> 00:22:12,571
FLORA:
<i>Think, Nardo.</i>

527
00:22:12,771 --> 00:22:14,571
What is the way
to get to a woman's heart?

528
00:22:14,771 --> 00:22:18,581
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
consideration,

529
00:22:18,781 --> 00:22:19,881
offering to do the washing up...

530
00:22:20,081 --> 00:22:21,411
Okay. A-All of that's lovely,

531
00:22:21,611 --> 00:22:23,711
but, also,

532
00:22:23,911 --> 00:22:27,411
a massive sack full of gifts
is really good, too.

533
00:22:27,611 --> 00:22:30,331
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

534
00:22:30,531 --> 00:22:32,681
Uh, are there any markets
near here?

535
00:22:32,881 --> 00:22:34,941
Yeah. I mean, sure, a few.

536
00:22:35,141 --> 00:22:36,991
I mean, this town's
pretty famous for its shopping.

537
00:22:37,191 --> 00:22:38,601
Oh, we're in a town?

538
00:22:38,801 --> 00:22:40,561
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

539
00:22:40,761 --> 00:22:42,651
Oh, a new town.
Well, la-di-da-di.

540
00:22:42,851 --> 00:22:44,081
But, um, for now,
why don't we get some food?

541
00:22:44,281 --> 00:22:46,001
You must be pretty hungry

542
00:22:46,201 --> 00:22:47,741
after a couple of thousand years
in a small box.

543
00:22:47,941 --> 00:22:49,741
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

544
00:22:49,941 --> 00:22:52,401
Well, uh, uh, I wish we had

545
00:22:52,591 --> 00:22:55,621
a large pizza
from John's on Bleecker,

546
00:22:55,821 --> 00:22:58,571
extra pepperoni, extra cheese.

547
00:23:00,571 --> 00:23:01,881
Ooh!

548
00:23:02,081 --> 00:23:03,091
Hmm.

549
00:23:04,091 --> 00:23:05,061
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
- FLORA: Huh.

550
00:23:05,261 --> 00:23:06,891
Hmm.

551
00:23:07,091 --> 00:23:08,981
I mean, I-I don't want
to hurt your feelings, but, um,

552
00:23:09,181 --> 00:23:10,631
it just seems like things

553
00:23:10,831 --> 00:23:12,501
maybe were a little bit better
back in my day.

554
00:23:12,701 --> 00:23:14,811
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
like, a whole fresh deer,

555
00:23:15,011 --> 00:23:16,641
or snatch a salmon
right out of the stream

556
00:23:16,841 --> 00:23:18,161
with our bare hands
and just, ah.

557
00:23:18,361 --> 00:23:19,771
You know, this is, what?

558
00:23:19,971 --> 00:23:21,121
Okay.

559
00:23:21,321 --> 00:23:23,991
This is just a triangle
of red bread.</font>

560
00:23:24,191 --> 00:23:25,731
Well, yeah, I-I mean,
I get what you're saying,

561
00:23:25,931 --> 00:23:27,041
but why don't you just
give it a try?

562
00:23:27,241 --> 00:23:28,951
- Really?
- Yeah, give it a go.

563
00:23:29,151 --> 00:23:30,421
[sniffs]

564
00:23:32,951 --> 00:23:34,871
- Mmm.
- Huh?

565
00:23:35,071 --> 00:23:37,441
- Wait a minute.
- Yeah?</font>

566
00:23:37,641 --> 00:23:40,961
Wait an ever-loving minute!

567
00:23:42,091 --> 00:23:43,661
This is heaven.

568
00:23:43,861 --> 00:23:45,751
See? Some new things
are pretty cool.

569
00:23:45,951 --> 00:23:47,711
Uh, uh, this.

570
00:23:47,911 --> 00:23:49,761
- This is gonna blow your mind.
- Okay. [chuckles]

571
00:23:49,961 --> 00:23:51,061
Whoa. Uh,
that's not what I meant.</font>

572
00:23:51,261 --> 00:23:51,981
Eh, that's not
really what it's for.

573
00:23:52,181 --> 00:23:52,981
It's not as good.

574
00:23:53,181 --> 00:23:54,501
Really? Um, no.

575
00:23:54,701 --> 00:23:56,111
Just, uh, pick a song.
Hit something.

576
00:23:56,311 --> 00:23:58,421
That's not what I meant.

577
00:23:58,621 --> 00:23:59,681
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

578
00:23:59,881 --> 00:24:01,681
Oh. What is it? Oh, "Spotifee."

579
00:24:01,881 --> 00:24:03,511
BERNARD: We call it Spotify.
Okay, just one.

580
00:24:03,711 --> 00:24:04,951
[whispers]:
Gentle, gentle, gentle.

581
00:24:05,151 --> 00:24:06,031
- One line. Yeah.
- [normal voice]: Oh, just one.

582
00:24:06,231 --> 00:24:07,941
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

583
00:24:13,341 --> 00:24:14,781
Something wrong?

584
00:24:14,981 --> 00:24:17,831
No, something
is incredibly right.

585
00:24:18,031 --> 00:24:21,051
My-my ears were made
to hear this music.

586
00:24:21,251 --> 00:24:24,231
I mean... my wh-- my whole soul

587
00:24:24,431 --> 00:24:25,841
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

588
00:24:26,041 --> 00:24:27,621
Like a, like a flock
of flamingos.

589
00:24:27,821 --> 00:24:30,841
This new music is incredible.

590
00:24:31,041 --> 00:24:34,451
Yeah, actually, the music
isn't particularly new.

591
00:24:34,651 --> 00:24:35,541
It's actually pretty old.

592
00:24:35,741 --> 00:24:37,231
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

593
00:24:39,011 --> 00:24:40,981
♪ Collipark, Bubba Sparxxx

594
00:24:41,181 --> 00:24:42,071
♪ Booty, booty,
booty, booty... ♪

595
00:24:42,271 --> 00:24:43,241
[chuckles]

596
00:24:43,441 --> 00:24:44,641
♪ Booty, booty, booty, booty

597
00:24:44,841 --> 00:24:46,511
♪ Rockin' everywhere

598
00:24:46,711 --> 00:24:48,161
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
rockin' everywhere... ♪

599
00:24:48,361 --> 00:24:50,821
[grunting] Hey, hey.

600
00:24:51,021 --> 00:24:53,951
Oh, yeah! This is even better.

601
00:24:54,151 --> 00:24:56,871
[laughs] Whoo!

602
00:24:57,071 --> 00:24:58,481
♪ For 'bout a month or two

603
00:24:58,681 --> 00:25:00,041
♪ Put a tan on it then see

604
00:25:00,241 --> 00:25:02,531
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
Ms. New Booty... ♪

605
00:25:02,721 --> 00:25:03,921
Hey, can you,
can you not, please?

606
00:25:04,121 --> 00:25:04,921
Hmm, right?

607
00:25:05,121 --> 00:25:07,491
[grunting]

608
00:25:07,691 --> 00:25:08,971
♪ For 'bout a month or two

609
00:25:09,171 --> 00:25:10,921
♪ Put a tan on it,
then see what it do ♪

610
00:25:11,121 --> 00:25:13,011
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
hit it tight. ♪

611
00:25:13,211 --> 00:25:15,231
God, he must be
so lonely already.

612
00:25:15,431 --> 00:25:16,931
Don't panic.

613
00:25:17,131 --> 00:25:19,501
Look, silence and solitude
will make him realize

614
00:25:19,701 --> 00:25:21,281
what's really important
in this life.

615
00:25:21,481 --> 00:25:23,581
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
by Anvil playing]

616
00:25:28,631 --> 00:25:30,251
- Oh! Ah!
- Man, I don't think

617
00:25:30,451 --> 00:25:32,251
you get how good this music is.

618
00:25:32,451 --> 00:25:33,821
I mean, back in my day,
it was all, like,

619
00:25:34,021 --> 00:25:35,821
bagpipes and
hollowed out gourds.

620
00:25:36,021 --> 00:25:37,301
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

621
00:25:37,501 --> 00:25:38,781
continue this conversation
in the other room?

622
00:25:38,981 --> 00:25:41,041
- You got it, Nardo. Great chair.
- Great.

623
00:25:41,241 --> 00:25:44,781
Okay, sure. Do you want to
close... the door?

624
00:25:46,211 --> 00:25:47,871
[horns honking]

625
00:25:51,091 --> 00:25:53,791
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

626
00:25:53,991 --> 00:25:57,931
This place is big
and tall and-and busy.

627
00:25:58,131 --> 00:25:59,971
- Yeah, it certainly is.
- Whew.

628
00:26:00,171 --> 00:26:01,981
All right. Let's get to work.

629
00:26:02,181 --> 00:26:05,721
Yeah, um, just first,
I just wonder,

630
00:26:05,921 --> 00:26:07,941
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
do something about your clothes?

631
00:26:08,141 --> 00:26:09,641
- [bells jingle]
- What?

632
00:26:09,841 --> 00:26:12,031
I mean, I can't get
more stylish than this.

633
00:26:12,231 --> 00:26:13,291
I just thought maybe
you might want to

634
00:26:13,491 --> 00:26:14,641
blend in a little better.

635
00:26:14,841 --> 00:26:16,561
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

636
00:26:16,761 --> 00:26:18,251
Oh, sorry. [chuckles] Uh, I...

637
00:26:18,451 --> 00:26:20,991
I wish you would
blend in a bit better.

638
00:26:21,191 --> 00:26:23,871
All right. Uh, let's see.

639
00:26:24,071 --> 00:26:25,041
[indistinct chatter]

640
00:26:25,241 --> 00:26:26,571
Who do I-- Ooh.

641
00:26:26,771 --> 00:26:27,911
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

642
00:26:28,111 --> 00:26:29,921
Uh...

643
00:26:30,121 --> 00:26:32,831
I mean, can you even see me?

644
00:26:33,031 --> 00:26:34,791
This is like, I'm blending.

645
00:26:34,991 --> 00:26:37,271
You know what?
I would, I would keep going.

646
00:26:37,471 --> 00:26:39,321
Uh, okay. All right.

647
00:26:39,521 --> 00:26:41,281
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

648
00:26:41,481 --> 00:26:43,621
She's perfection.

649
00:26:44,711 --> 00:26:46,151
I mean, this feels right. Right?

650
00:26:46,351 --> 00:26:47,151
Uh...

651
00:26:47,351 --> 00:26:49,151
[stammers] You know,

652
00:26:49,351 --> 00:26:50,721
m-maybe third time's the charm?

653
00:26:50,921 --> 00:26:53,941
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
Very picky. Okay.

654
00:26:54,141 --> 00:26:55,641
Uh, let's see. Uh...

655
00:26:55,841 --> 00:26:58,861
How about eeny, meeny,

656
00:26:59,061 --> 00:27:01,031
mines, both.

657
00:27:02,161 --> 00:27:04,861
I mean, now we're talking.
Am I right?

658
00:27:05,061 --> 00:27:06,781
[sighs] Yeah, uh...

659
00:27:06,981 --> 00:27:08,691
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
It sort of works.

660
00:27:08,891 --> 00:27:10,961
Sort of works? I look fantastic.

661
00:27:11,161 --> 00:27:14,081
Come on. We got to get back
on task. Let's shop.

662
00:27:17,351 --> 00:27:18,661
You know what?
We can start here.

663
00:27:18,861 --> 00:27:19,881
Okay.

664
00:27:20,081 --> 00:27:21,271
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
- Oh.

665
00:27:21,471 --> 00:27:22,621
- How you doing today?
- Good.

666
00:27:22,821 --> 00:27:23,881
Enjoy your shopping.

667
00:27:24,081 --> 00:27:25,711
I wish we had
an all-expenses-paid

668
00:27:25,911 --> 00:27:27,101
shopping spree.

669
00:27:27,301 --> 00:27:28,931
Oh. Okay.

670
00:27:29,131 --> 00:27:31,201
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
Ooh. [chuckles]

671
00:27:31,391 --> 00:27:33,811
FLORA:
Oh, this is amazing.

672
00:27:34,011 --> 00:27:35,901
I've never seen
anything like it.

673
00:27:36,101 --> 00:27:38,071
Oh, wait, look.

674
00:27:38,271 --> 00:27:40,641
[gasps] What do you call it?

675
00:27:40,841 --> 00:27:43,251
- Oh, sanitizer.
- Sanitizer.

676
00:27:43,451 --> 00:27:45,041
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

677
00:27:45,231 --> 00:27:47,421
- No, it's...
- Mmm.

678
00:27:48,941 --> 00:27:50,041
- No.
- Oh.

679
00:27:50,241 --> 00:27:51,911
FLORA:
Nardo, look what I found.

680
00:27:52,111 --> 00:27:55,741
Huh? I don't know what it is,
but it's really fun.

681
00:27:55,941 --> 00:27:58,661
I think Julie might love it.
Look, and...

682
00:27:58,861 --> 00:28:01,171
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

683
00:28:02,351 --> 00:28:05,061
What is this? That's so pretty.

684
00:28:05,251 --> 00:28:07,361
- It's beautiful.
- [whooshing]

685
00:28:07,561 --> 00:28:10,801
Your presence is my present.

686
00:28:11,001 --> 00:28:12,371
[laughs] Get it?

687
00:28:12,571 --> 00:28:14,671
- You need to stop. [laughing]
- FLORA: Wait, wait.</font>

688
00:28:14,871 --> 00:28:15,671
Oh. [laughs]

689
00:28:15,871 --> 00:28:17,941
It's hard to run in these.

690
00:28:18,141 --> 00:28:19,941
Pretty good haul, huh?

691
00:28:20,141 --> 00:28:21,941
- You think so?
- Yeah.

692
00:28:22,141 --> 00:28:24,421
I think Julie and Eve
are gonna be pretty excited.

693
00:28:24,621 --> 00:28:26,291
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

694
00:28:26,491 --> 00:28:29,081
- Oh, my God.
- What? What?

695
00:28:29,281 --> 00:28:31,301
I had just hoped that
by now that this

696
00:28:31,501 --> 00:28:33,391
kind of torture had stopped.

697
00:28:33,591 --> 00:28:35,301
This is a gym.

698
00:28:35,501 --> 00:28:37,091
They-they actually pay
to do these things.

699
00:28:37,291 --> 00:28:39,311
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

700
00:28:39,511 --> 00:28:41,871
I will avenge thee!

701
00:28:42,071 --> 00:28:44,051
Okay, you need
to stop that. Sorry.

702
00:28:44,251 --> 00:28:45,921
I will avenge thee!

703
00:28:46,121 --> 00:28:47,491
- Sorry.
- [sighs]

704
00:28:47,691 --> 00:28:49,751
SANTA: And what would you like
for Christmas this year?</font>

705
00:28:49,951 --> 00:28:51,141
Hey, wait a minute,
wait a minute.

706
00:28:51,341 --> 00:28:52,321
Why-why are all these people
standing in line

707
00:28:52,521 --> 00:28:54,021
to see Mr. Beardie?

708
00:28:54,221 --> 00:28:56,021
Ooh, is he like the king
or an emperor or something?

709
00:28:56,221 --> 00:28:57,461
BERNARD:
Uh, no, it's actually,

710
00:28:57,651 --> 00:28:58,941
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
the whole Christmas thing.

711
00:28:59,131 --> 00:29:00,331
Basically,
the guy with the beard,

712
00:29:00,531 --> 00:29:02,161
he flies around with
a bunch of reindeer.

713
00:29:02,361 --> 00:29:04,111
- Okay.
- Uh, he goes down the chimney

714
00:29:04,311 --> 00:29:06,771
and puts these presents
in these huge stockings that

715
00:29:06,971 --> 00:29:08,211
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

716
00:29:08,401 --> 00:29:10,251
Kind of amazing
'cause you had a hard time

717
00:29:10,451 --> 00:29:13,171
believing in genies,
but, uh, okay.

718
00:29:13,371 --> 00:29:16,001
BOY: I want a car
and a rocket launcher.

719
00:29:16,201 --> 00:29:19,001
Here is your pencil. [chuckles]

720
00:29:19,201 --> 00:29:22,261
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
learn all about disappointment.

721
00:29:22,461 --> 00:29:24,221
Yeah, m... Ugh.

722
00:29:24,421 --> 00:29:25,961
- Here you go, sir.
- Oh, thank you.

723
00:29:26,161 --> 00:29:27,301
Enjoy.

724
00:29:30,131 --> 00:29:31,401
Excuse me, Bernard.

725
00:29:31,601 --> 00:29:35,011
You, sir, are an artist.

726
00:29:35,211 --> 00:29:37,761
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
- Wow.

727
00:29:37,961 --> 00:29:40,541
- [chuckles] Thanks. All right.
- Wow, wow, wow.

728
00:29:40,741 --> 00:29:44,151
Okay, so tell me about this
whole Christmas thing of yours.

729
00:29:44,351 --> 00:29:48,161
Oh. Uh, well, it-it's
become really commercial,

730
00:29:48,361 --> 00:29:50,331
but... originally,
it was meant to celebrate

731
00:29:50,531 --> 00:29:53,081
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
he was called Jesus Christ.

732
00:29:53,281 --> 00:29:56,171
Wait, what? Jesus? Are you
talking about Mary's kid?

733
00:29:56,371 --> 00:29:57,781
Yeah.

734
00:29:57,981 --> 00:29:59,301
What? I knew him.

735
00:29:59,501 --> 00:30:01,351
What did he do to get so famous?

736
00:30:01,541 --> 00:30:03,781
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

737
00:30:03,981 --> 00:30:05,311
well, he turned out to be
the Son of God.

738
00:30:05,511 --> 00:30:08,351
[gasps] Oh, no,
I thought he was kidding.

739
00:30:08,551 --> 00:30:10,531
Wait, what?
You-you actually met him?

740
00:30:10,731 --> 00:30:13,101
Yeah. Oh, my-- yeah, last time
I was out of the box.

741
00:30:13,301 --> 00:30:15,401
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

742
00:30:15,601 --> 00:30:17,101
What? I mean,

743
00:30:17,301 --> 00:30:19,061
okay, what was,
what was he like?

744
00:30:19,261 --> 00:30:20,841
What was Jesus like?

745
00:30:21,041 --> 00:30:22,981
You know, he's Jesus.
He's just kind of like, "Hey."

746
00:30:23,181 --> 00:30:26,111
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

747
00:30:26,311 --> 00:30:28,241
to tell you the truth.
I mean, I did say to him once,

748
00:30:28,441 --> 00:30:30,241
I'm like, "With your talents,

749
00:30:30,441 --> 00:30:32,511
"I mean water,
kaboom, into wine,

750
00:30:32,711 --> 00:30:35,251
conjuring fish out of thin air."

751
00:30:35,451 --> 00:30:37,421
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
a restaurant together."

752
00:30:37,621 --> 00:30:39,041
You know, we could call it,
like, "Something Fishy"

753
00:30:39,231 --> 00:30:40,601
or "Oh, My Cod."

754
00:30:40,801 --> 00:30:42,911
Goody Two-shoes didn't want
anything to do with that.

755
00:30:43,111 --> 00:30:45,431
Hey, well, I mean, to Big J.

756
00:30:45,631 --> 00:30:47,041
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
- Hmm.

757
00:30:47,241 --> 00:30:48,911
Okay, how about this,
how about this, um...

758
00:30:49,111 --> 00:30:52,921
Oh, I wish we could go back
to Santa's Grotto.

759
00:30:53,121 --> 00:30:54,611
You got it.

760
00:30:58,571 --> 00:31:01,191
Hello. Merry Christmas.

761
00:31:01,391 --> 00:31:03,841
BERNARD:
Okay, so, um, I wish that</font>

762
00:31:04,041 --> 00:31:06,451
all these kids got
everything they wanted.

763
00:31:06,651 --> 00:31:08,411
Ooh, he thinks
he's gonna get a pencil.

764
00:31:08,611 --> 00:31:10,241
He is so not just gonna
get a pencil.

765
00:31:10,441 --> 00:31:13,591
♪ Oh, yeah,
candles burnin' low ♪

766
00:31:13,791 --> 00:31:16,941
- ♪ Lots of mistletoe
- [laughs] There you go.</font>

767
00:31:17,141 --> 00:31:19,901
- SANTA: Merry Christmas!
- ♪ Choirs singin' carols

768
00:31:20,101 --> 00:31:22,251
- ♪ Right outside my door
- [Bernard laughing]

769
00:31:22,451 --> 00:31:25,301
♪ All these things and more...

770
00:31:25,501 --> 00:31:28,481
Whoo! Ride him! There you go.

771
00:31:28,681 --> 00:31:31,431
Her parents are
around somewhere, right?</font>

772
00:31:32,431 --> 00:31:35,311
Uh, what is all of this?

773
00:31:35,511 --> 00:31:37,531
Uh, it's how
all these different companies

774
00:31:37,731 --> 00:31:39,701
get you to buy their thing.

775
00:31:41,351 --> 00:31:44,491
Well, how about we do
something about that, Nardo?

776
00:31:44,691 --> 00:31:45,881
Get wishing.

777
00:31:46,081 --> 00:31:48,931
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

778
00:31:49,131 --> 00:31:51,411
♪ Like I've never seen before

779
00:31:51,611 --> 00:31:55,201
♪ Even though I love you madly

780
00:31:55,401 --> 00:31:57,371
♪ It seems I love you more

781
00:31:57,571 --> 00:31:59,461
♪ All these things and more...

782
00:31:59,661 --> 00:32:01,381
Hey, should we change
that sign, too?</font>

783
00:32:01,581 --> 00:32:03,341
Uh, no, that's actually,
um, a cinema.

784
00:32:03,541 --> 00:32:06,081
- Wait, do you want
to see a movie? -Yes.

785
00:32:06,281 --> 00:32:07,651
I have no idea
what a movie is, but, uh,

786
00:32:07,841 --> 00:32:10,171
I would really like
to see one, I think.

787
00:32:10,371 --> 00:32:12,951
- [dramatic music playing]
- [panting]

788
00:32:14,641 --> 00:32:16,651
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

789
00:32:16,851 --> 00:32:19,001
- Yeah.
- He's very, very fast.

790
00:32:21,301 --> 00:32:22,971
Don't do the jump.
Don't do the jumping!

791
00:32:23,161 --> 00:32:25,581
No, no, no.
This mission is impossible!

792
00:32:25,781 --> 00:32:28,311
- It's in the title!
- [moviegoer shushing]

793
00:32:32,101 --> 00:32:33,711
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
of that hero guy?

794
00:32:33,911 --> 00:32:36,151
- Oh, uh, Tom Cruise.
- Tom Cruise.

795
00:32:36,351 --> 00:32:38,201
- Yeah.
- I mean, he's huge.

796
00:32:38,401 --> 00:32:40,331
He's the biggest human being
I've ever seen.

797
00:32:40,531 --> 00:32:42,461
Where-where do giants
like Tom Cruise live?

798
00:32:42,661 --> 00:32:45,121
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
- Los Angeles mainly.

799
00:32:45,321 --> 00:32:47,551
I mean, I'm never going there,
because I think

800
00:32:47,751 --> 00:32:49,431
he would take that enormous foot

801
00:32:49,631 --> 00:32:51,431
and just crunch me with it.

802
00:32:51,631 --> 00:32:54,001
Or, I don't know,
maybe I should go because

803
00:32:54,201 --> 00:32:57,091
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
juicy lips to kiss me?

804
00:32:57,291 --> 00:32:59,131
I really wouldn't worry
about it. I mean, Tom,

805
00:32:59,331 --> 00:33:00,611
Tom Cruise is definitely
just normal size.

806
00:33:00,811 --> 00:33:03,311
Like, in fact,
everything's normal sized.

807
00:33:03,511 --> 00:33:05,311
It's just the movies
that make them look big.</font>

808
00:33:05,511 --> 00:33:08,231
- Ah.
- [door opens]

809
00:33:08,431 --> 00:33:09,661
That's fine.

810
00:33:09,861 --> 00:33:11,971
Ho, ho. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hi.

811
00:33:12,171 --> 00:33:14,151
Hi. I don't think
we've been introduced.

812
00:33:14,351 --> 00:33:16,411
- I'm Lenny.
- Oh.

813
00:33:16,611 --> 00:33:18,021
- Oh, yeah, this is, um--
- Flora.</font>

814
00:33:18,221 --> 00:33:21,021
Pleasure, really.
I mean, I-I love this.

815
00:33:21,221 --> 00:33:23,291
It's, uh...
I love a man in a uniform.

816
00:33:23,491 --> 00:33:25,241
Thank you.

817
00:33:25,441 --> 00:33:26,461
- Uh, she's my...
- FLORA: I-I got it.

818
00:33:26,661 --> 00:33:28,251
An old friend. You know,

819
00:33:28,451 --> 00:33:29,681
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

820
00:33:29,881 --> 00:33:31,731
Spending a few days just to help

821
00:33:31,931 --> 00:33:34,301
this one get out of the pickle
he got himself into with Julie.

822
00:33:34,501 --> 00:33:36,341
Good, I'm glad
someone's doing that,

823
00:33:36,541 --> 00:33:38,431
and I think it's working.
I haven't seen him glowing

824
00:33:38,631 --> 00:33:40,351
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

825
00:33:40,551 --> 00:33:42,441
- Well... -You know, I try
my best, but I don't think,

826
00:33:42,641 --> 00:33:44,391
uh, I don't-- I rarely glow.

827
00:33:44,591 --> 00:33:46,611
- I think I-- I'm a little
rough, little rough. -Oh.

828
00:33:46,811 --> 00:33:49,011
I mean, I-I like things
rough around the edges.

829
00:33:49,211 --> 00:33:50,531
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

830
00:33:50,731 --> 00:33:52,141
- Do you?
- If you know what I mean?

831
00:33:52,341 --> 00:33:53,581
- You old green eyes--
- Mm-hmm.

832
00:33:53,781 --> 00:33:55,141
- Oh, hazel.
- Hazel is right.

833
00:33:55,341 --> 00:33:56,711
And you get what I'm saying?

834
00:33:56,911 --> 00:33:58,501
Yeah, I think everyone gets
what you're saying, so...</font>

835
00:33:58,691 --> 00:34:01,111
- [chuckles]
- What's that?

836
00:34:01,311 --> 00:34:03,111
Uh, uh, yeah.

837
00:34:03,311 --> 00:34:04,721
[whispering]: I think he
has to go to the bathroom.

838
00:34:04,921 --> 00:34:06,681
- Uh... -LENNY: You have a key.
Don't you have a key?

839
00:34:06,881 --> 00:34:08,291
- I don't need to go. -FLORA: Do
you have to go to the bathroom?</font>

840
00:34:08,491 --> 00:34:09,681
Yeah, I do have--
Good seeing you, Lenny. Bye.

841
00:34:09,881 --> 00:34:11,461
Okay, Bernie. Flora?
Di-- Do-- Have we met?

842
00:34:11,661 --> 00:34:13,121
Like, back in the day?
Did we...?

843
00:34:13,321 --> 00:34:15,561
It would've been
way back in the day.

844
00:34:15,761 --> 00:34:18,301
- Way, way back.
- Key West. Key West?</font>

845
00:34:18,501 --> 00:34:20,121
FLORA:
Maybe.

846
00:34:23,951 --> 00:34:25,701
We should go.

847
00:34:25,901 --> 00:34:27,701
I'm almost ready.

848
00:34:27,901 --> 00:34:29,871
BERNARD:
Okay.

849
00:34:32,871 --> 00:34:35,091
- Ooh. That's nice.
- [toilet flushes]

850
00:34:36,441 --> 00:34:38,191
Refreshing.

851
00:34:38,391 --> 00:34:40,351
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

852
00:34:41,571 --> 00:34:43,761
Let's do this.

853
00:34:43,961 --> 00:34:45,721
[chuckles]
How'd you want to get there?

854
00:34:45,921 --> 00:34:48,151
- Do you want one
of those car things? -Yeah.

855
00:34:48,351 --> 00:34:49,421
Okay, what kind?

856
00:34:49,621 --> 00:34:51,501
Just something subtle,

857
00:34:51,701 --> 00:34:53,421
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

858
00:34:53,621 --> 00:34:55,591
[engine revving]

859
00:34:58,981 --> 00:35:01,081
Do you think we've got
enough presents?

860
00:35:01,281 --> 00:35:03,211
I-I think we would have had
to have gotten

861
00:35:03,411 --> 00:35:04,741
a second car to get any more.

862
00:35:04,931 --> 00:35:06,391
Right, right?
What about this little guy?</font>

863
00:35:06,591 --> 00:35:08,481
All right, let's see what
this thing can do.

864
00:35:08,681 --> 00:35:10,181
Okay. Okay, you ready?

865
00:35:10,381 --> 00:35:12,351
FLORA: All right, let's get
Julie and Eve back!

866
00:35:12,551 --> 00:35:15,091
♪ Don't mess around
with those silly toys... ♪

867
00:35:15,291 --> 00:35:16,751
[whispers]: Are you sure
I'm invisible?</font>

868
00:35:16,951 --> 00:35:19,661
Yes, I'm sure. Can-can you
stop switching sides, please?

869
00:35:19,861 --> 00:35:21,361
[indistinct chatter]

870
00:35:21,561 --> 00:35:23,581
FLORA:
Oh, she's cute.

871
00:35:23,781 --> 00:35:25,631
She's definitely cute.

872
00:35:25,831 --> 00:35:27,371
[squeals]

873
00:35:27,571 --> 00:35:29,371
JULIE:
How was the story today?</font>

874
00:35:29,571 --> 00:35:30,851
- It was good.
- Good?

875
00:35:31,051 --> 00:35:32,891
Wait, Dad?

876
00:35:33,091 --> 00:35:35,721
- Hey, how are you?
- [grunts] Good.

877
00:35:35,921 --> 00:35:38,461
- Hey.
- Hey. [sighs]

878
00:35:38,661 --> 00:35:40,121
How are you do--? Oh.

879
00:35:40,321 --> 00:35:41,381
I'm so sorry about
the other night, you know?</font>

880
00:35:41,581 --> 00:35:43,341
Yeah, very weird.

881
00:35:43,541 --> 00:35:44,691
What's up?

882
00:35:44,891 --> 00:35:46,731
Uh, I-I've just...

883
00:35:46,931 --> 00:35:49,911
I've been wanting you
to know that I-I-I can be there.

884
00:35:50,111 --> 00:35:52,571
You know, even when I'm not
meant to be there, so that,

885
00:35:52,771 --> 00:35:54,221
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
to be there, you know,

886
00:35:54,421 --> 00:35:55,951
I'll definitely be-- be there.

887
00:35:57,781 --> 00:35:59,831
I know this can't be easy.

888
00:36:00,031 --> 00:36:02,311
It's not easy for either of us.

889
00:36:02,511 --> 00:36:04,321
One...

890
00:36:04,521 --> 00:36:06,141
Dad, do you want
to get ice cream?</font>

891
00:36:06,341 --> 00:36:08,841
Do I...?

892
00:36:09,041 --> 00:36:11,801
- Um...
- Yeah.

893
00:36:12,001 --> 00:36:14,411
Yeah, yeah, why not?

894
00:36:14,611 --> 00:36:16,891
I wish the place had cherry.
That's my favorite flavor.

895
00:36:17,091 --> 00:36:19,421
The-- You know what? I wis--
[coughs] I wish that, too.

896
00:36:19,621 --> 00:36:22,541
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
- Yeah. Yeah.

897
00:36:25,071 --> 00:36:26,861
Hey, you don't happen
to have cherry, do you?

898
00:36:27,061 --> 00:36:29,681
Yeah, actually, it just came in.

899
00:36:33,421 --> 00:36:35,391
Well, look, it's so good to see
the two of you. [chuckles]

900
00:36:35,591 --> 00:36:36,961
Oh, and don't let me forget--
before I go,

901
00:36:37,161 --> 00:36:38,701
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
one or two things in the car

902
00:36:38,901 --> 00:36:40,701
that I'd really love
to give you.

903
00:36:40,901 --> 00:36:42,401
JOHNNY:
Hey.

904
00:36:42,601 --> 00:36:44,311
- Sorry, we're late, guys.
- Oh. [chuckles]

905
00:36:44,511 --> 00:36:47,191
Oh. Uh, Bernie,
uh, you remember Johnny?

906
00:36:47,391 --> 00:36:49,361
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
This is his daughter Emma.

907
00:36:49,561 --> 00:36:51,361
Uh, they live next to my mom.
I'm sorry.

908
00:36:51,561 --> 00:36:52,631
I should've mentioned that
they were coming to meet us.

909
00:36:52,831 --> 00:36:53,801
No, no, it's good.

910
00:36:54,001 --> 00:36:55,591
- Yeah.
- Nice to finally meet ya.

911
00:36:55,781 --> 00:36:56,981
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

912
00:36:57,181 --> 00:36:58,721
It's been so lucky
having them next door.

913
00:36:58,921 --> 00:37:01,291
I mean, as you can see,
the girls are two peas in a pod.

914
00:37:01,491 --> 00:37:02,291
- [chuckles]
- Great.

915
00:37:02,491 --> 00:37:03,811
Great.
[inhales]

916
00:37:04,011 --> 00:37:05,281
That's great.

917
00:37:07,761 --> 00:37:08,861
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

918
00:37:09,061 --> 00:37:10,471
- We are! We are! We are!
- [laughs]

919
00:37:10,671 --> 00:37:11,781
Okay, well,
we should probably go

920
00:37:11,971 --> 00:37:13,391
- if we're gonna make it.
- JOHNNY: Yeah.

921
00:37:13,591 --> 00:37:15,301
Can we do the stuff in the car
another time?

922
00:37:15,501 --> 00:37:17,221
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

923
00:37:17,421 --> 00:37:19,261
Yeah, sure. Sure, that's... fab.

924
00:37:19,461 --> 00:37:21,251
Okay.

925
00:37:22,561 --> 00:37:23,741
Okay.

926
00:37:23,941 --> 00:37:25,311
- Bye, Dad.
- Yeah.

927
00:37:25,511 --> 00:37:26,781
I'll see you later, darling.

928
00:37:28,351 --> 00:37:30,231
- Have a good time, yeah?
- Yeah. [chuckles]</font>

929
00:37:30,431 --> 00:37:31,491
[Emma and Eve chattering]

930
00:37:31,691 --> 00:37:33,281
What if I bring Eve by
on Saturday?

931
00:37:33,471 --> 00:37:34,541
For a night with you.

932
00:37:34,741 --> 00:37:35,841
I mean, uh...

933
00:37:36,041 --> 00:37:37,371
- Yeah, I would love that.
- Yeah?

934
00:37:37,571 --> 00:37:38,671
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

935
00:37:38,871 --> 00:37:39,671
- great plan.
- All right.

936
00:37:39,871 --> 00:37:41,011
Let's do it.

937
00:37:42,061 --> 00:37:43,681
- Bye, Bernie.
It was a pleasure, man. -Yeah.

938
00:37:43,881 --> 00:37:44,851
- Real pleasure.
- Yeah. Nice to...

939
00:37:45,051 --> 00:37:46,331
nice to meet you...

940
00:37:46,531 --> 00:37:47,631
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
Johnny.

941
00:37:48,631 --> 00:37:49,811
Uh, hold up for me, guys.

942
00:37:50,011 --> 00:37:51,641
- [screams]
- [gasping]

943
00:37:51,841 --> 00:37:53,561
- EMMA: Dad, are you okay?
- JOHNNY: [groans] Yeah!

944
00:37:53,761 --> 00:37:55,651
- Are you okay?
- Yeah. Yeah.

945
00:37:55,841 --> 00:37:57,341
- Whew, I'm good.
- Okay.

946
00:37:57,541 --> 00:37:59,391
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
- [Flora chuckles]

947
00:37:59,591 --> 00:38:02,001
- [laughing]
- JOHNNY: No, I'm good. I'm good.

948
00:38:02,201 --> 00:38:04,701
Ah, it gets me every time.

949
00:38:04,901 --> 00:38:06,261
I can't believe it.

950
00:38:06,461 --> 00:38:08,661
How did I end up
fifth-wheeling my own family?

951
00:38:08,861 --> 00:38:10,401
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

952
00:38:10,601 --> 00:38:13,011
Here's a question-- and
there's no wrong answer-- but...

953
00:38:13,211 --> 00:38:16,711
would you maybe feel better
if you would wish,

954
00:38:16,911 --> 00:38:18,711
you know, for Johnny to kinda...
[mimics choking]

955
00:38:18,911 --> 00:38:20,411
So easy to do it.

956
00:38:20,611 --> 00:38:23,631
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
than not to do it.

957
00:38:23,831 --> 00:38:26,761
♪ Without that girl of mine,
oh! ♪

958
00:38:26,961 --> 00:38:30,511
♪ Christmas
just ain't Christmas ♪

959
00:38:30,711 --> 00:38:32,601
♪ Without the one you love

960
00:38:32,791 --> 00:38:33,601
Hello, gorgeous.

961
00:38:33,801 --> 00:38:35,291
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

962
00:38:35,491 --> 00:38:36,341
Do you think you and I could...

963
00:38:36,541 --> 00:38:37,431
Yep.

964
00:38:37,631 --> 00:38:39,081
Yeah?

965
00:38:39,281 --> 00:38:40,511
Hi Bernie.

966
00:38:44,511 --> 00:38:45,781
[Flora sighs deeply]

967
00:38:45,981 --> 00:38:47,571
So, Lenny's interesting.

968
00:38:47,771 --> 00:38:50,571
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
that has seen some fun, right?

969
00:38:50,771 --> 00:38:52,531
Yeah. Well,
he's definitely single,

970
00:38:52,731 --> 00:38:54,571
I can tell you that much.

971
00:38:54,771 --> 00:38:56,711
I hope you like cats, 'cause
he's got a fair few of them.

972
00:38:56,911 --> 00:38:58,661
Oh, I love cats.
They're delicious.

973
00:38:58,861 --> 00:39:00,451
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

974
00:39:00,651 --> 00:39:04,051
[groans] This Julie and Eve
thing's not gonna be easy.

975
00:39:05,051 --> 00:39:07,411
Stop right there, buster.

976
00:39:07,611 --> 00:39:11,591
Okay, Rome was not,
as you know, built in a day.

977
00:39:11,791 --> 00:39:12,771
It took 12.

978
00:39:12,971 --> 00:39:15,551
We have all night

979
00:39:15,751 --> 00:39:17,901
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
and come up with a plan,

980
00:39:18,101 --> 00:39:19,421
what's our next move.

981
00:39:19,621 --> 00:39:20,901
We've got this.

982
00:39:21,101 --> 00:39:22,781
[doorbell rings]

983
00:39:22,981 --> 00:39:24,041
Are you expecting someone?

984
00:39:24,241 --> 00:39:25,951
No no.

985
00:39:26,151 --> 00:39:27,391
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

986
00:39:27,591 --> 00:39:28,951
- [chuckles]: Hey! My boy!
- [laughing]

987
00:39:30,691 --> 00:39:31,781
Hi!

988
00:39:31,981 --> 00:39:32,921
- Everyone. -[clattering]
- Hey, Julie!

989
00:39:33,121 --> 00:39:34,441
[gasps]

990
00:39:34,641 --> 00:39:36,441
Ooh, is that my baby, Eve?

991
00:39:36,641 --> 00:39:37,831
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

992
00:39:38,031 --> 00:39:40,621
I-I wish y-you could meet...
the caterer

993
00:39:40,821 --> 00:39:41,971
- I got in for the evening.
- Oh.

994
00:39:42,171 --> 00:39:44,361
And you can. Hi, I'm Flora.

995
00:39:44,561 --> 00:39:45,581
- Hi.
- No, please don't.

996
00:39:45,781 --> 00:39:47,371
- Hi. -Yeah. [sniffs]
- Oh. Sorry.</font>

997
00:39:47,571 --> 00:39:48,981
- Come in. Do come in.
- What?

998
00:39:49,181 --> 00:39:50,891
- [Bernard's father laughs]
- Good to see you. -Okay.

999
00:39:51,091 --> 00:39:51,891
Hi, Mum.

1000
00:39:52,091 --> 00:39:53,591
The caterer?
[mutters]

1001
00:39:53,791 --> 00:39:55,591
- You have a caterer?
- Well, I just thought I'd...

1002
00:39:55,791 --> 00:39:58,071
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
- Hey.

1003
00:39:58,271 --> 00:39:59,941
[laughter in distance]

1004
00:40:00,141 --> 00:40:02,901
How did you forget that your
entire family was coming over?

1005
00:40:03,101 --> 00:40:04,821
Yeah, I mean, there's-there's
been a lot of distractions

1006
00:40:05,021 --> 00:40:06,731
- in the last couple days.
- That's fair.

1007
00:40:06,931 --> 00:40:08,391
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1008
00:40:08,591 --> 00:40:10,521
Uh, okay, I wish
there was a complete meal

1009
00:40:10,721 --> 00:40:13,561
with all the trimmings
right here in this kitchen.

1010
00:40:16,601 --> 00:40:18,051
- That's pretty good!
- Yeah? Okay.

1011
00:40:18,251 --> 00:40:19,441
This is gonna be so fun.

1012
00:40:19,641 --> 00:40:21,571
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1013
00:40:21,771 --> 00:40:24,141
And then Paul looks directly
at me and says,

1014
00:40:24,341 --> 00:40:26,541
"David,
I actually am an accountant."

1015
00:40:26,731 --> 00:40:27,971
[laughs]

1016
00:40:28,171 --> 00:40:29,411
Imagine, we had quite a laugh
about that.

1017
00:40:29,611 --> 00:40:31,021
[laughing]

1018
00:40:31,221 --> 00:40:32,021
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1019
00:40:32,221 --> 00:40:33,851
[Flora chuckles]

1020
00:40:34,051 --> 00:40:35,941
BERNARD'S MOTHER:
I'm still a little confused.

1021
00:40:36,141 --> 00:40:38,421
Where are Eve and Julie?

1022
00:40:38,621 --> 00:40:40,551
- DIANA: Great question.
- Yeah. [chuckles] Right. Um...

1023
00:40:40,751 --> 00:40:42,681
We're-we're actually on a...
[inhales deeply]</font>

1024
00:40:42,881 --> 00:40:44,421
bit of a break at the moment.

1025
00:40:44,621 --> 00:40:46,211
- [whistles] -A break. What-what
does that mean, a break?

1026
00:40:46,411 --> 00:40:47,991
- Well, l-let me explain.
- BERNARD'S MOTHER: Bernie,

1027
00:40:48,191 --> 00:40:50,121
- you've got to work
on a marriage. -I know.

1028
00:40:50,321 --> 00:40:51,521
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1029
00:40:51,721 --> 00:40:52,911
Excuse me.

1030
00:40:53,111 --> 00:40:54,651
See? See, this is why
I never took the plunge.

1031
00:40:54,851 --> 00:40:56,831
You know? Some stallions,
they just need to roam free.

1032
00:40:57,031 --> 00:40:59,611
MARVIN: Bernard, hey, look, man,
if you ever want to talk,

1033
00:40:59,811 --> 00:41:00,871
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1034
00:41:01,071 --> 00:41:02,531
I'm here for you, bud.

1035
00:41:02,731 --> 00:41:04,011
DIANA: Yeah, you're not using
that correctly.

1036
00:41:04,211 --> 00:41:05,491
MARVIN:
Actually, I'm pretty sure I am.

1037
00:41:05,691 --> 00:41:07,011
'Cause it's man friend
to man friend.

1038
00:41:07,211 --> 00:41:08,491
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1039
00:41:08,691 --> 00:41:10,181
Huh?

1040
00:41:11,571 --> 00:41:12,761
That is a strange bunch.

1041
00:41:12,951 --> 00:41:14,541
I mean, you're telling me?

1042
00:41:14,741 --> 00:41:16,021
[chatter in distance]

1043
00:41:16,221 --> 00:41:17,541
I-I j-- I just wish
I could find a way

1044
00:41:17,741 --> 00:41:18,801
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1045
00:41:20,011 --> 00:41:21,231
Wait a minute.

1046
00:41:22,231 --> 00:41:24,901
Okay. I have a fantastic plan.

1047
00:41:25,101 --> 00:41:26,731
Risky...

1048
00:41:26,931 --> 00:41:28,901
but I think fantastic.

1049
00:41:29,101 --> 00:41:30,561
All right, guys,
just l-listen up.

1050
00:41:30,761 --> 00:41:31,991
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
I'd-I'd love to tell you.

1051
00:41:32,191 --> 00:41:32,991
It's about me and Flora.

1052
00:41:33,191 --> 00:41:34,121
Mm. See? Told you.

1053
00:41:34,321 --> 00:41:35,131
He's already got
a new girlfriend.

1054
00:41:35,321 --> 00:41:36,211
No, it's-- it is--

1055
00:41:36,411 --> 00:41:37,131
it's nothing to do with that.

1056
00:41:37,331 --> 00:41:38,481
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1057
00:41:38,681 --> 00:41:40,481
Uh, um...

1058
00:41:40,681 --> 00:41:41,481
How do I say this?

1059
00:41:41,681 --> 00:41:42,571
Um, Flora, she's a genius.

1060
00:41:42,771 --> 00:41:44,831
- [chuckling]
- A what?

1061
00:41:45,031 --> 00:41:46,571
- BERNARD: Don't laugh.
- [laughing] -What?

1062
00:41:46,771 --> 00:41:47,751
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
She can make wishes come true.

1063
00:41:47,951 --> 00:41:49,271
- Yeah.
- As you all know,

1064
00:41:49,471 --> 00:41:51,051
it's only three wishes.
Absolutely only three,

1065
00:41:51,251 --> 00:41:53,011
- but, yeah, that's, uh...
- Yeah. Three.

1066
00:41:53,211 --> 00:41:54,491
- Yeah.
- That's my Christmas gift to...

1067
00:41:54,691 --> 00:41:56,021
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1068
00:41:56,221 --> 00:41:57,931
Pretty good gift, right?

1069
00:41:58,131 --> 00:41:59,671
- [Bernard chuckles]
- PETE: Okay,

1070
00:41:59,871 --> 00:42:01,501
- okay, he's lost his mind.
Julie's left him... -What?

1071
00:42:01,701 --> 00:42:03,241
...and he's lost his mind.
I mean,

1072
00:42:03,441 --> 00:42:04,811
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
who was gonna go off the rails.

1073
00:42:05,011 --> 00:42:06,981
But, no, perfect Bernard...

1074
00:42:07,181 --> 00:42:08,851
Don't do that. Okay, it's true.

1075
00:42:09,051 --> 00:42:10,771
For example,
Mar-Marvin, you just...

1076
00:42:10,971 --> 00:42:12,601
you just had to wear
that Harvard sweatshirt,

1077
00:42:12,801 --> 00:42:14,771
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
we all know Diana hates it.

1078
00:42:14,971 --> 00:42:17,081
- Because he didn't go
to Harvard. -[chuckling]

1079
00:42:17,281 --> 00:42:18,951
- Why wear it? -[groans]
- BERNARD: I wish

1080
00:42:19,151 --> 00:42:22,001
Marvin was wearing something
Diana actually liked.

1081
00:42:22,201 --> 00:42:23,871
- [others gasping]
- [coughs]

1082
00:42:24,071 --> 00:42:25,261
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1083
00:42:25,461 --> 00:42:27,871
And I wish Dad could be
more like the man

1084
00:42:28,071 --> 00:42:28,871
Mum fell in love with.

1085
00:42:29,071 --> 00:42:31,011
- [yelps]
- [gasping]

1086
00:42:31,211 --> 00:42:32,621
- DIANA: Oh.
- [chuckles]: Whoa.

1087
00:42:32,821 --> 00:42:33,971
- BERNARD'S MOTHER: Oh, my God.
- BERNARD: And...</font>

1088
00:42:34,171 --> 00:42:35,661
I wish Pete would stop referring
to himself

1089
00:42:35,861 --> 00:42:37,751
as a "lone wolf" and just
sign up for all the dating apps.

1090
00:42:37,951 --> 00:42:39,921
- [phone vibrating]
- [chuckling]

1091
00:42:43,661 --> 00:42:44,801
- [gasps]
- BERNARD: There you go.

1092
00:42:45,001 --> 00:42:45,941
There's my three.

1093
00:42:46,131 --> 00:42:47,151
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1094
00:42:47,351 --> 00:42:48,551
Am I right?

1095
00:42:48,751 --> 00:42:51,151
I wish
I had my old husband back.

1096
00:42:53,061 --> 00:42:54,331
BERNARD'S FATHER:
Oh, God.

1097
00:42:54,531 --> 00:42:56,821
I actually have
three big ones planned.

1098
00:42:57,021 --> 00:42:59,251
First, I wish
for my own whole set</font>

1099
00:42:59,451 --> 00:43:02,301
of Honma titanium golf clubs.

1100
00:43:02,501 --> 00:43:04,171
- [others gasping]
- Oh!

1101
00:43:04,371 --> 00:43:06,221
[stammers] You don't--
you don't even really like golf.

1102
00:43:06,421 --> 00:43:08,221
You just like wearing
your weird wicking fabric shirts

1103
00:43:08,421 --> 00:43:09,791
and drinking in the clubhouse.

1104
00:43:09,981 --> 00:43:11,921
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
you would stop talking

1105
00:43:12,121 --> 00:43:13,881
and just let me get on
with this.

1106
00:43:14,081 --> 00:43:16,011
Uh, uh...

1107
00:43:16,211 --> 00:43:17,311
[others sighing, gasping]

1108
00:43:18,871 --> 00:43:21,101
Does that mean Diana's never
gonna be able to talk again?

1109
00:43:21,301 --> 00:43:22,621
Unless Marvin
was to wish for her</font>

1110
00:43:22,821 --> 00:43:24,101
not to be able
to not talk anymore.

1111
00:43:24,301 --> 00:43:25,671
Oh, come on.

1112
00:43:25,871 --> 00:43:27,021
Dude!

1113
00:43:27,221 --> 00:43:28,331
Uh...

1114
00:43:28,521 --> 00:43:29,981
MARVIN:
Okay.

1115
00:43:30,181 --> 00:43:32,201
Yeah, whatever.
I, like, wish that...

1116
00:43:32,401 --> 00:43:33,851
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1117
00:43:34,051 --> 00:43:35,031
[exhales sharply]

1118
00:43:35,231 --> 00:43:36,641
- Huh.
- [others gasping]

1119
00:43:36,841 --> 00:43:39,601
Well, thanks, babe.

1120
00:43:39,801 --> 00:43:41,811
Marvin, I wish
you would just go to hell.

1121
00:43:42,851 --> 00:43:44,381
- [gasping]
- Oh...

1122
00:43:44,581 --> 00:43:46,211
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1123
00:43:46,411 --> 00:43:49,691
Is anybody gonna wish
Marvin back from hell?

1124
00:43:50,511 --> 00:43:51,961
Damn it.

1125
00:43:52,161 --> 00:43:53,091
Fine.

1126
00:43:53,291 --> 00:43:54,701
[sighs]
I guess...

1127
00:43:54,901 --> 00:43:56,961
I guess I wish
he'd come back from hell.

1128
00:43:57,161 --> 00:43:59,141
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
- [others gasping]

1129
00:43:59,341 --> 00:44:00,711
- BERNARD'S MOTHER: Oh, my God!
- [mutters]

1130
00:44:00,911 --> 00:44:02,321
What was it like?

1131
00:44:02,521 --> 00:44:04,321
Uh, I think it's pretty obvious.

1132
00:44:04,521 --> 00:44:05,971
Very hot down there.

1133
00:44:06,171 --> 00:44:07,711
- Mm. -And how does
the devil look like?</font>

1134
00:44:07,911 --> 00:44:09,321
W-Well, he kind of looked like
Ricky Gervais.

1135
00:44:09,521 --> 00:44:10,631
- [chuckling]
- BERNARD: All right, stop.

1136
00:44:10,831 --> 00:44:12,891
You're a family.
You're my family.

1137
00:44:13,091 --> 00:44:16,111
This is our one real chance
for happiness.

1138
00:44:16,311 --> 00:44:17,111
Please,

1139
00:44:17,311 --> 00:44:19,161
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1140
00:44:19,361 --> 00:44:20,681
- Yeah.
- BERNARD'S MOTHER: Actually,

1141
00:44:20,881 --> 00:44:22,031
Bernard,

1142
00:44:22,231 --> 00:44:24,071
I just wish
this whole thing was over.

1143
00:44:25,331 --> 00:44:26,721
Done.

1144
00:44:28,901 --> 00:44:30,081
[sighs]

1145
00:44:30,281 --> 00:44:31,341
Oh.

1146
00:44:31,541 --> 00:44:33,741
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1147
00:44:33,941 --> 00:44:34,831
[groans]

1148
00:44:35,031 --> 00:44:36,261
I mean, in all my years,

1149
00:44:36,461 --> 00:44:39,701
I have never seen
anyone use the wishes worse.

1150
00:44:39,901 --> 00:44:41,131
Yeah.

1151
00:44:42,131 --> 00:44:44,661
[horn honking in distance]

1152
00:44:44,861 --> 00:44:47,101
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
we've got to be so careful.

1153
00:44:47,301 --> 00:44:49,101
All my family could
literally have gone to hell.

1154
00:44:49,301 --> 00:44:50,361
One of 'em did.

1155
00:44:50,561 --> 00:44:51,701
Yeah.

1156
00:44:52,531 --> 00:44:55,411
Okay. It's WWTCD time.

1157
00:44:55,611 --> 00:44:56,461
What's that?

1158
00:44:56,661 --> 00:44:58,851
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1159
00:44:59,051 --> 00:45:00,941
- [chuckles]
- [chuckles] Because Operation

1160
00:45:01,141 --> 00:45:04,811
Bring Julie and Eve Back Home
is not <i>Mission: Impossible.</i>

1161
00:45:05,011 --> 00:45:05,811
What is it?

1162
00:45:06,011 --> 00:45:07,251
What?

1163
00:45:07,451 --> 00:45:08,861
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1164
00:45:09,061 --> 00:45:10,301
[mimics cheering]

1165
00:45:10,501 --> 00:45:12,781
You know, I think
we should start with, like,

1166
00:45:12,981 --> 00:45:15,081
kind of sprucing up the place
for Julie.

1167
00:45:15,281 --> 00:45:16,871
You know?
Which means probably getting...

1168
00:45:17,071 --> 00:45:20,441
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
these old, dusty Nardo trinkets.

1169
00:45:20,641 --> 00:45:22,831
This is our first fix.

1170
00:45:23,031 --> 00:45:24,431
[exhales]

1171
00:45:25,431 --> 00:45:26,791
You know what? You're right.

1172
00:45:26,991 --> 00:45:28,101
She actually always hated
this thing.

1173
00:45:28,301 --> 00:45:29,791
- Yeah.
- Yeah. I can't imagine why.</font>

1174
00:45:29,991 --> 00:45:31,231
Is it your shirt?

1175
00:45:31,431 --> 00:45:32,931
Uh, no, it's not mine.

1176
00:45:33,131 --> 00:45:34,971
It's actually--
He was a famous footballer.

1177
00:45:35,171 --> 00:45:37,321
Do you have his underpants
or trousers?

1178
00:45:37,521 --> 00:45:38,981
- [chuckles]
- It's not a crazy question.

1179
00:45:39,181 --> 00:45:40,241
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
I don't have his pants.

1180
00:45:40,441 --> 00:45:42,151
So does anybody else have
your shirt

1181
00:45:42,351 --> 00:45:45,941
or maybe, maybe your underpants
under glass in their house?

1182
00:45:46,141 --> 00:45:47,071
Well, not yet, but...

1183
00:45:47,271 --> 00:45:48,811
Okay. All right.

1184
00:45:49,011 --> 00:45:50,121
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
for something

1185
00:45:50,321 --> 00:45:52,301
maybe, maybe
that Julie would enjoy.

1186
00:45:52,491 --> 00:45:53,341
What?

1187
00:45:53,541 --> 00:45:55,431
Let's swap it for something

1188
00:45:55,631 --> 00:45:57,871
- deeply respectful. You know?
- Oh, okay. All right.

1189
00:45:58,071 --> 00:46:00,471
Um... [inhales]
Go on. Make it the <i>Mona Lisa.</i></font>

1190
00:46:03,471 --> 00:46:06,091
I mean,
she could have smiled, right?

1191
00:46:06,291 --> 00:46:08,791
N-No, no, no. That's really--
that's very much the point.

1192
00:46:08,991 --> 00:46:09,791
Ah.

1193
00:46:09,991 --> 00:46:11,141
Okay. Well, I don't know.

1194
00:46:11,341 --> 00:46:12,961
I think
we're off to a good start.

1195
00:46:14,091 --> 00:46:15,141
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1196
00:46:15,341 --> 00:46:18,841
That's what I'm talking about.

1197
00:46:19,041 --> 00:46:20,061
- Well done!
- Oh, thank you.

1198
00:46:20,261 --> 00:46:21,501
I mean, look at this, right?

1199
00:46:21,701 --> 00:46:23,281
I think Julie's gonna love it.

1200
00:46:23,481 --> 00:46:26,021
But you see? Everything's
gonna be perfect again.</font>

1201
00:46:26,221 --> 00:46:29,851
And you're gonna be back
with Julie and Eve, and I'm...

1202
00:46:30,051 --> 00:46:32,341
you know, I'm-I'm g--
I'm gonna be...

1203
00:46:32,531 --> 00:46:33,861
- [inhales]
- What?

1204
00:46:34,061 --> 00:46:35,561
Uh, nothing. You know?

1205
00:46:35,761 --> 00:46:36,951
I'll-I'll be around.

1206
00:46:37,151 --> 00:46:38,821
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1207
00:46:39,021 --> 00:46:42,041
- [chuckles] -Which, of course,
is doing your thang...

1208
00:46:42,241 --> 00:46:43,421
for you.

1209
00:46:44,991 --> 00:46:46,511
Which is great.

1210
00:46:47,691 --> 00:46:50,831
Okay, put a-- put a fork in me,
I'm done.

1211
00:46:51,031 --> 00:46:52,531
Uh, that's-- I don't want you
to put a fork in me.</font>

1212
00:46:52,731 --> 00:46:53,971
- I'm just tired.
- Okay.

1213
00:46:54,171 --> 00:46:56,491
Okay. All right, good night.

1214
00:46:56,691 --> 00:46:58,801
- Night. Night, Flora.
- Uh-huh.

1215
00:46:59,001 --> 00:47:00,961
♪

1216
00:47:03,441 --> 00:47:05,011
[marker scribbling]

1217
00:47:09,151 --> 00:47:10,451
[sighs softly]

1218
00:47:28,691 --> 00:47:30,861
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1219
00:47:51,231 --> 00:47:53,231
♪

1220
00:48:08,991 --> 00:48:10,991
[footsteps approaching]

1221
00:48:13,081 --> 00:48:14,341
[gasps]

1222
00:48:16,001 --> 00:48:17,271
<i>My God.</i>

1223
00:48:17,471 --> 00:48:19,221
- [alarm blaring]
<i>- My God.</i>

1224
00:48:21,171 --> 00:48:22,621
[sirens wailing]

1225
00:48:22,821 --> 00:48:24,921
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1226
00:48:27,401 --> 00:48:28,441
<i>[doorbell rings]</i>

1227
00:48:31,621 --> 00:48:32,591
Hey, Dad.

1228
00:48:32,791 --> 00:48:35,681
Hey, child.
[grunts]

1229
00:48:35,881 --> 00:48:38,161
Child's mother.
Exactly on time.

1230
00:48:38,361 --> 00:48:41,591
Punctuality. Very important
for relationships.

1231
00:48:41,791 --> 00:48:43,591
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1232
00:48:44,631 --> 00:48:45,721
I'll see you tomorrow, baby.

1233
00:48:47,071 --> 00:48:47,991
Have fun.

1234
00:48:48,191 --> 00:48:49,911
Um, you'll bring her back?

1235
00:48:50,111 --> 00:48:51,301
Yeah, of course.
I'll see you then.

1236
00:48:51,501 --> 00:48:54,031
- All right. Bye.
- Bye.

1237
00:48:57,081 --> 00:48:59,391
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
I want you to meet.

1238
00:49:01,131 --> 00:49:02,491
Hi, Eve.

1239
00:49:02,681 --> 00:49:04,271
So, this is, um, Miss Flora.

1240
00:49:04,471 --> 00:49:06,181
She's gonna be
staying with us for a bit.

1241
00:49:06,381 --> 00:49:08,581
And if you need anything,
just-just let me know,

1242
00:49:08,781 --> 00:49:11,671
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
your wish is my command.

1243
00:49:11,871 --> 00:49:13,191
Indirectly.

1244
00:49:13,391 --> 00:49:15,061
- Okay. Young lady?
- Yep.

1245
00:49:15,261 --> 00:49:16,931
I think I might have
a couple of things

1246
00:49:17,131 --> 00:49:18,201
that might meet
with your approval.

1247
00:49:18,401 --> 00:49:19,461
[giggles]

1248
00:49:19,661 --> 00:49:20,631
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
in your bedroom?

1249
00:49:20,831 --> 00:49:22,161
[quietly]:
Is it a dollhouse?

1250
00:49:22,361 --> 00:49:24,031
It's definitely a dollhouse!
[chuckles]

1251
00:49:24,231 --> 00:49:26,031
[gasps]

1252
00:49:26,231 --> 00:49:27,511
Why?

1253
00:49:27,711 --> 00:49:29,731
- Why are you--
- I'm sorry. I got very excited.

1254
00:49:29,931 --> 00:49:31,471
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1255
00:49:31,671 --> 00:49:32,991
- Yeah?
- [squeals]

1256
00:49:33,191 --> 00:49:35,131
Yes! [chuckles]
Yes, you like it?

1257
00:49:35,331 --> 00:49:37,961
- [chuckles] I love it!
- Go on. Go on and look.

1258
00:49:38,161 --> 00:49:40,001
Look at that.
It's good.

1259
00:49:40,201 --> 00:49:42,261
Let's go to the bath.

1260
00:49:42,461 --> 00:49:43,701
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1261
00:49:43,901 --> 00:49:47,971
The trick is to be
as precise as possible.

1262
00:49:48,171 --> 00:49:49,361
- You see?
- Wow.

1263
00:49:49,561 --> 00:49:51,321
♪ Merry Christmas, baby...

1264
00:49:51,521 --> 00:49:54,311
The dollhouse is awesome.
Thanks, Dad.

1265
00:49:55,311 --> 00:49:56,581
Are you happy?

1266
00:49:56,781 --> 00:49:58,621
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1267
00:50:01,141 --> 00:50:03,241
Oh, uh, Eve, Eve.

1268
00:50:03,441 --> 00:50:05,981
I'd love to see it if you want
to show me around a bit more?

1269
00:50:06,181 --> 00:50:07,421
I'd love that.

1270
00:50:07,621 --> 00:50:09,421
Let's do it. Okay?

1271
00:50:09,621 --> 00:50:10,731
All right.
You've got this, right?

1272
00:50:10,931 --> 00:50:13,381
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
Precision?

1273
00:50:13,581 --> 00:50:16,171
♪ You surely treat me nice

1274
00:50:16,371 --> 00:50:18,251
[inhales]

1275
00:50:20,821 --> 00:50:23,171
- [box shatters]
- Oh.

1276
00:50:23,371 --> 00:50:27,211
♪ Love you, baby,
the rest of my life ♪

1277
00:50:29,611 --> 00:50:31,621
♪ Merry Christmas, baby...

1278
00:50:31,821 --> 00:50:33,011
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1279
00:50:33,211 --> 00:50:34,451
Yep.

1280
00:50:34,651 --> 00:50:38,021
- Like an actual running race?
- Yes, you run.

1281
00:50:38,221 --> 00:50:39,451
It's just, I'm so obviously
gonna beat you.

1282
00:50:39,651 --> 00:50:41,191
I'm a fully grown man
with long legs

1283
00:50:41,391 --> 00:50:43,281
and you're a small girl
in old-fashioned shoes.</font>

1284
00:50:43,481 --> 00:50:44,591
Yeah.

1285
00:50:44,791 --> 00:50:46,591
- Race you to the big tree!
- Hey!

1286
00:50:46,791 --> 00:50:48,811
Hey, that's cheating!

1287
00:50:49,011 --> 00:50:51,371
Being clever is not cheating!

1288
00:50:52,371 --> 00:50:53,471
Uh...

1289
00:50:53,671 --> 00:50:56,691
do you use it for something?

1290
00:50:56,891 --> 00:50:58,341
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1291
00:50:58,541 --> 00:51:00,331
Does it breathe?

1292
00:51:05,601 --> 00:51:07,521
I'm reading this book about,

1293
00:51:07,721 --> 00:51:11,221
about parallel universes
and time travel

1294
00:51:11,421 --> 00:51:13,141
- and dimensional portals.
- Yes.

1295
00:51:13,341 --> 00:51:14,491
- Right? You know about th--
- Yeah.

1296
00:51:14,691 --> 00:51:15,621
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
- I-- Well, yes.

1297
00:51:15,821 --> 00:51:17,531
Uh, there's a high likelihood

1298
00:51:17,731 --> 00:51:21,281
that there's another version
of me that might be a,

1299
00:51:21,481 --> 00:51:23,281
like an equestrian trainer or,
or a chef.

1300
00:51:23,481 --> 00:51:25,281
Hmm, I would say it's--

1301
00:51:25,481 --> 00:51:27,371
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
somewhere else on a horse.

1302
00:51:27,571 --> 00:51:29,201
- Huh? Okay.
- [laughs]

1303
00:51:29,401 --> 00:51:31,071
- [door opens]
- [Eve laughs]

1304
00:51:31,271 --> 00:51:32,071
Ah.

1305
00:51:32,271 --> 00:51:34,071
Here comes trouble.

1306
00:51:34,271 --> 00:51:36,381
Hey, Flora. Hey, Lenny.

1307
00:51:36,581 --> 00:51:38,081
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
kiddo.

1308
00:51:38,281 --> 00:51:39,601
Your dad's kind of boring
on his own.

1309
00:51:39,801 --> 00:51:41,301
EVE:
No way.

1310
00:51:41,501 --> 00:51:43,341
He used to be a selfish bastard,
but now he's great.

1311
00:51:43,541 --> 00:51:46,481
- Oh... [chuckles]
- Oh. Wow.

1312
00:51:46,671 --> 00:51:48,351
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
- Bye.

1313
00:51:48,551 --> 00:51:50,511
♪

1314
00:52:08,711 --> 00:52:10,111
- Here she is, in one piece.
- [chuckles]

1315
00:52:10,311 --> 00:52:11,761
- Hi, Grandma.
- Hey, sweetheart.

1316
00:52:11,961 --> 00:52:13,551
- [chuckles]
- Hey.

1317
00:52:13,751 --> 00:52:14,891
Did you have a good time?

1318
00:52:15,091 --> 00:52:17,811
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
- Oh, good.

1319
00:52:18,011 --> 00:52:20,411
Thanks, Bernie.
That's wonderful.

1320
00:52:22,501 --> 00:52:24,851
♪

1321
00:52:32,381 --> 00:52:34,261
[phone ringing]

1322
00:52:34,461 --> 00:52:35,741
Hello?

1323
00:52:35,941 --> 00:52:38,781
- [quietly]: It's Julie.
- What? [gasps]

1324
00:52:40,691 --> 00:52:42,311
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
- No, no, no, no.

1325
00:52:42,511 --> 00:52:44,711
No, that, that,
that would be great. Um...

1326
00:52:44,911 --> 00:52:47,711
Oh, Friday night here, 7:00?

1327
00:52:47,911 --> 00:52:49,451
No, that's-that's,
um, that's perfect.

1328
00:52:49,651 --> 00:52:51,711
Just the three of us?

1329
00:52:51,911 --> 00:52:54,851
Yeah, that's,
that's, that's great.</font>

1330
00:52:55,051 --> 00:52:57,241
Okay, um, yeah,
I'll see you then.

1331
00:52:57,441 --> 00:52:59,371
Okay, bye.

1332
00:52:59,571 --> 00:53:00,851
What just happened?

1333
00:53:01,051 --> 00:53:03,681
Yeah, she, uh, she wants
to come over Friday night.

1334
00:53:03,881 --> 00:53:05,341
You are back in business.

1335
00:53:05,541 --> 00:53:06,821
Right?
You are back in what?</font>

1336
00:53:07,021 --> 00:53:08,561
- Business.
- That's right.

1337
00:53:08,761 --> 00:53:10,731
Okay. Do me a favor.

1338
00:53:10,931 --> 00:53:11,911
Let me handle dinner,

1339
00:53:12,111 --> 00:53:14,391
'cause romance is
kind of my thing.

1340
00:53:14,591 --> 00:53:16,431
- Romance is your thing?
- Yeah.

1341
00:53:16,631 --> 00:53:17,911
Okay, well,
I-I wish you would do that.</font>

1342
00:53:18,111 --> 00:53:20,261
- Okay.
- Thank you, my friend.

1343
00:53:20,461 --> 00:53:21,921
Okay, this is it.

1344
00:53:22,121 --> 00:53:23,351
We are gonna do this, all right?

1345
00:53:23,551 --> 00:53:25,401
We are in it, and Julie's about

1346
00:53:25,601 --> 00:53:29,001
to find herself on the road
to Ro-Nardomance.

1347
00:53:30,741 --> 00:53:33,801
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1348
00:53:34,001 --> 00:53:36,411
♪ Just kiss me once
and kiss me twice ♪

1349
00:53:36,611 --> 00:53:38,801
♪ Then kiss me once again

1350
00:53:39,001 --> 00:53:42,461
♪ It's been a long, long time

1351
00:53:42,661 --> 00:53:43,901
<i>[doorbell rings]</i>

1352
00:53:44,101 --> 00:53:45,291
♪ Haven't felt like this...

1353
00:53:45,491 --> 00:53:46,601
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
Hi, Dad!

1354
00:53:46,791 --> 00:53:48,901
- Come on. Come in.
- [chuckles] Go.

1355
00:53:49,101 --> 00:53:51,861
All she's been talking about
is that dollhouse.

1356
00:53:52,061 --> 00:53:52,951
Yeah, I bet.

1357
00:53:53,151 --> 00:53:55,471
Wow.

1358
00:53:55,671 --> 00:53:57,391
You weren't kidding...
[chuckles]

1359
00:53:57,591 --> 00:53:59,391
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
you spruced up the place.

1360
00:53:59,591 --> 00:54:03,351
Yeah, well, I know you always
wanted a bit of a refresh.

1361
00:54:03,551 --> 00:54:06,351
- So...
- Oh, my God.

1362
00:54:06,551 --> 00:54:09,531
- Oh, so this is the dollhouse.
- BERNARD: Do you like it?

1363
00:54:09,731 --> 00:54:10,911
Okay, well...

1364
00:54:12,391 --> 00:54:14,271
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1365
00:54:15,351 --> 00:54:16,801
- BERNARD: Okay.
- JULIE: Wow.

1366
00:54:17,001 --> 00:54:18,841
That was really delicious.

1367
00:54:19,041 --> 00:54:20,501
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

1368
00:54:20,701 --> 00:54:22,501
All right, well, here you go.

1369
00:54:22,701 --> 00:54:24,331
Oh. Okay.

1370
00:54:24,531 --> 00:54:25,851
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1371
00:54:26,051 --> 00:54:27,851
When did you learn
how to make martinis?

1372
00:54:28,051 --> 00:54:29,991
- Ah, cheers to you.
- Cheers.

1373
00:54:30,191 --> 00:54:32,381
[fireworks booming in distance]

1374
00:54:32,581 --> 00:54:33,731
Oh, my God.

1375
00:54:33,931 --> 00:54:36,251
[gasps]
Look at that.

1376
00:54:36,451 --> 00:54:37,431
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
Fireworks.

1377
00:54:37,631 --> 00:54:39,861
How lucky are we?

1378
00:54:47,781 --> 00:54:49,571
Wow.

1379
00:54:49,771 --> 00:54:51,491
Look at that.

1380
00:54:51,691 --> 00:54:55,401
That is actually pretty magical.

1381
00:54:55,601 --> 00:54:56,931
Yeah.

1382
00:54:57,131 --> 00:54:58,711
♪ Without you

1383
00:54:58,911 --> 00:55:02,931
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
then kiss me twice ♪

1384
00:55:03,131 --> 00:55:05,281
♪ Then kiss me once again

1385
00:55:05,481 --> 00:55:07,461
♪ It's been a long time,
oh, yeah. ♪

1386
00:55:07,661 --> 00:55:09,321
Hey, I, um...

1387
00:55:10,581 --> 00:55:14,031
I-- Can we actually
just talk about something?

1388
00:55:14,231 --> 00:55:16,761
Uh, yeah.

1389
00:55:17,761 --> 00:55:19,301
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
[sighs]

1390
00:55:19,501 --> 00:55:21,821
I know that this has been a...
[sighs deeply]

1391
00:55:22,021 --> 00:55:25,391
really tough time
and I just, um...

1392
00:55:25,591 --> 00:55:28,521
And I know that it's only been
a couple weeks,

1393
00:55:28,721 --> 00:55:31,661
but I-I think it might be
worth thinking

1394
00:55:31,861 --> 00:55:36,701
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
might work long-term.

1395
00:55:38,001 --> 00:55:39,321
Long-term?

1396
00:55:39,521 --> 00:55:40,801
Look, I don't mean forever.

1397
00:55:41,001 --> 00:55:42,361
[stammers] Look, I don't,

1398
00:55:42,561 --> 00:55:43,541
I don't know
what's gonna happen,

1399
00:55:43,741 --> 00:55:45,411
I just--

1400
00:55:45,611 --> 00:55:48,331
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
Like now.

1401
00:55:48,531 --> 00:55:50,071
You know, f-for instance,

1402
00:55:50,271 --> 00:55:52,941
I was thinking that maybe
you could take Eve

1403
00:55:53,141 --> 00:55:55,541
on the 23rd and the 24th?

1404
00:55:56,851 --> 00:56:00,601
Uh, uh, you mean,
a-actual Christmas Eve.

1405
00:56:00,801 --> 00:56:01,861
Yeah.

1406
00:56:02,061 --> 00:56:05,911
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
as though magically, um,

1407
00:56:06,111 --> 00:56:09,741
us taking time apart
has been the making of you two.

1408
00:56:09,941 --> 00:56:12,611
I mean, that's good news.

1409
00:56:12,811 --> 00:56:15,601
Though, sort of cloaked in bad.

1410
00:56:16,651 --> 00:56:19,041
Bernard, you're a good man.

1411
00:56:21,221 --> 00:56:22,451
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1412
00:56:22,651 --> 00:56:24,611
♪

1413
00:56:30,621 --> 00:56:32,011
Bye, Dad.

1414
00:56:33,101 --> 00:56:34,751
See you tomorrow, darling.

1415
00:56:35,891 --> 00:56:37,191
[exhales sharply]

1416
00:56:40,931 --> 00:56:42,381
Sorry.

1417
00:56:42,581 --> 00:56:45,951
- I'm sorry, that was tough.
- Yeah, I know.</font>

1418
00:56:46,151 --> 00:56:49,041
But the Eve news,
that's great, so...

1419
00:56:49,241 --> 00:56:50,561
You know, I really thought

1420
00:56:50,761 --> 00:56:52,041
the fireworks
were gonna work better.

1421
00:56:52,241 --> 00:56:54,831
Yeah, the fireworks
were pretty epic actually.

1422
00:56:55,031 --> 00:56:56,921
I mean, I-I thought
you had some other stuff?

1423
00:56:57,121 --> 00:56:59,961
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
kind of left

1424
00:57:00,161 --> 00:57:02,041
before I hit my stride.

1425
00:57:03,041 --> 00:57:04,791
Ta-da!

1426
00:57:04,991 --> 00:57:07,571
I mean, not too shabby, right?

1427
00:57:08,611 --> 00:57:09,671
BERNARD:
Is that a bear?

1428
00:57:09,871 --> 00:57:11,841
It used to be.

1429
00:57:12,041 --> 00:57:14,021
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
We don't have a chimney.

1430
00:57:14,221 --> 00:57:15,411
I'm a genie.

1431
00:57:15,611 --> 00:57:16,461
Right.

1432
00:57:16,661 --> 00:57:17,551
Ooh, I should let the band go.

1433
00:57:17,741 --> 00:57:19,021
The band?

1434
00:57:19,221 --> 00:57:20,901
- Hey, guys, I--
- DRUMMER: Okay, here we go.

1435
00:57:21,101 --> 00:57:22,941
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1436
00:57:23,141 --> 00:57:26,631
[drumming loudly]

1437
00:57:27,811 --> 00:57:29,031
[both sigh]

1438
00:57:29,231 --> 00:57:31,171
[doorbell rings]

1439
00:57:31,371 --> 00:57:32,651
[knock at door]

1440
00:57:32,851 --> 00:57:34,471
[gasps]

1441
00:57:35,771 --> 00:57:37,701
What?

1442
00:57:37,901 --> 00:57:39,701
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
- [quietly]: It's Julie.

1443
00:57:39,901 --> 00:57:40,701
No.

1444
00:57:40,901 --> 00:57:42,611
FLORA:
It's Julie.

1445
00:57:42,811 --> 00:57:44,051
She went all the way downstairs

1446
00:57:44,251 --> 00:57:45,961
and she started thinking
about your Nardoness,

1447
00:57:46,161 --> 00:57:49,751
then she came all the way back
upstairs for-for this.</font>

1448
00:57:49,951 --> 00:57:51,011
- Let's just...
- Do you think? Look--

1449
00:57:51,211 --> 00:57:52,451
- Ow! Don't do that.
- Yeah. Okay.

1450
00:57:52,651 --> 00:57:53,971
It's just good energy for ya.

1451
00:57:54,171 --> 00:57:54,971
- Okay.
- Yeah?

1452
00:57:55,171 --> 00:57:56,451
Oh, I should not be here.

1453
00:57:56,651 --> 00:57:57,891
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
- You, you--

1454
00:57:58,091 --> 00:57:59,461
I've got a date
with Tom Cruise tonight, so.

1455
00:57:59,661 --> 00:58:00,941
Okay, good.
Um, well, hey,

1456
00:58:01,141 --> 00:58:02,981
I wi-- I wish you were
at that cinema.

1457
00:58:03,181 --> 00:58:04,811
[quietly]:
Thanks, Nardo. Good luck.

1458
00:58:05,011 --> 00:58:06,681
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1459
00:58:06,881 --> 00:58:08,731
♪ Kiss me once again

1460
00:58:08,931 --> 00:58:09,991
♪ It's been a long time

1461
00:58:10,191 --> 00:58:12,111
- [knocking]
- ♪ Oh, yeah.

1462
00:58:13,681 --> 00:58:15,211
Bernard, there's smoke coming
through the vents.

1463
00:58:15,411 --> 00:58:16,641
Everything okay in there?

1464
00:58:17,991 --> 00:58:19,871
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1465
00:58:20,071 --> 00:58:22,081
[grunts]
Oh.

1466
00:58:23,651 --> 00:58:24,921
Oh, Flora.

1467
00:58:25,121 --> 00:58:26,221
- Here we go!
- ANNOUNCER: And now,

1468
00:58:26,421 --> 00:58:27,531
for your feature presentation.

1469
00:58:27,731 --> 00:58:28,751
Here we go, here we go.

1470
00:58:28,951 --> 00:58:31,141
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1471
00:58:31,341 --> 00:58:33,711
[sirens wailing]

1472
00:58:33,911 --> 00:58:35,751
Buddy, you're lucky
we got here in time.

1473
00:58:35,951 --> 00:58:38,501
What are you doing with
an open fire in there anyways?

1474
00:58:38,701 --> 00:58:39,791
That's completely illegal.

1475
00:58:41,181 --> 00:58:43,111
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1476
00:58:43,311 --> 00:58:45,591
It's missing, ain't it?

1477
00:58:45,791 --> 00:58:47,591
RICKY:
Yeah.

1478
00:58:47,791 --> 00:58:48,941
I-Is it?

1479
00:58:49,141 --> 00:58:51,601
- Yeah.
- It's right there.

1480
00:58:51,801 --> 00:58:54,641
I wish I could swap
the jersey back.

1481
00:58:54,841 --> 00:58:58,081
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
Mr. Thomas Cruise Control.

1482
00:58:58,281 --> 00:59:00,081
[chuckles]

1483
00:59:00,281 --> 00:59:01,521
CRUISE:
Come on, lock up, baby.

1484
00:59:01,721 --> 00:59:03,521
♪

1485
00:59:03,721 --> 00:59:05,091
[sighs]

1486
00:59:05,291 --> 00:59:07,791
You okay, buddy?

1487
00:59:07,991 --> 00:59:09,171
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1488
00:59:11,911 --> 00:59:13,141
LENNY:
Wow, Bernie.

1489
00:59:13,341 --> 00:59:14,971
Been a busy night, huh?

1490
00:59:15,171 --> 00:59:17,001
Yeah, it sure has.

1491
00:59:19,441 --> 00:59:22,101
Hey, we'll get you out, buddy.

1492
00:59:22,301 --> 00:59:24,541
- Stay strong.
- [door closes]

1493
00:59:24,741 --> 00:59:25,841
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1494
00:59:27,671 --> 00:59:29,671
[busy chatter in distance]

1495
00:59:33,151 --> 00:59:34,371
[button clicks]

1496
00:59:39,291 --> 00:59:40,821
Okay, kid.

1497
00:59:41,021 --> 00:59:43,131
The good news is that
it's gonna take a bit

1498
00:59:43,321 --> 00:59:45,871
to extradite you to France,
so...

1499
00:59:46,071 --> 00:59:49,651
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
American cell over Christmas.

1500
00:59:49,851 --> 00:59:52,311
- Mm-hmm.
- It's not very good news.

1501
00:59:52,511 --> 00:59:54,831
I mean, if... [sighs]

1502
00:59:55,031 --> 00:59:56,621
if I miss Christmas,

1503
00:59:56,821 --> 00:59:58,231
my life is over.

1504
00:59:58,431 --> 01:00:02,701
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
of your problems, buddy.

1505
01:00:03,701 --> 01:00:07,671
Do you know anything about
the French penal system?

1506
01:00:07,871 --> 01:00:08,931
Uh, n-no.

1507
01:00:09,131 --> 01:00:11,981
Think <i>Texas Chainsaw Massacre</i>

1508
01:00:12,181 --> 01:00:17,031
where everyone is dressed
like Inspector Clouseau.

1509
01:00:17,231 --> 01:00:19,601
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
- It's happening,

1510
01:00:19,801 --> 01:00:22,691
but the solution is
quite simple.

1511
01:00:22,891 --> 01:00:25,991
All you got to do...
Look at me, look at me.

1512
01:00:27,731 --> 01:00:29,991
[whispers]:
Tell me the truth. Come on.

1513
01:00:32,171 --> 01:00:34,311
[inhales sharply]
Okay, okay.

1514
01:00:34,511 --> 01:00:36,051
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1515
01:00:36,251 --> 01:00:38,621
Okay. Okay.

1516
01:00:38,821 --> 01:00:41,051
The-the truth is...

1517
01:00:41,251 --> 01:00:43,101
I had an accomplice.

1518
01:00:43,301 --> 01:00:45,061
[siren chirps]

1519
01:00:45,261 --> 01:00:47,831
Officer Pepper to the bullpen.

1520
01:00:49,011 --> 01:00:51,241
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1521
01:00:51,441 --> 01:00:53,021
You do okay, don't you?

1522
01:00:53,221 --> 01:00:54,891
- [gasps] Is that the bad guy?
- What?

1523
01:00:55,091 --> 01:00:57,371
Nardo, I am here!
I am in the building!

1524
01:00:57,571 --> 01:00:59,161
[over P.A.]:
Eagle has landed.

1525
01:00:59,361 --> 01:01:00,901
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
- OFFICER: Ma'am. Ma'am.

1526
01:01:01,101 --> 01:01:03,731
- Please don't do that.
- Got it.

1527
01:01:03,931 --> 01:01:06,031
I thought that's
what it was there for.

1528
01:01:06,231 --> 01:01:08,991
So sor-- [gasps] Wha--
You guys both have guns.

1529
01:01:09,191 --> 01:01:10,431
I just have my dagger.

1530
01:01:10,631 --> 01:01:12,781
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
- [groaning]

1531
01:01:12,981 --> 01:01:14,391
Oh, that's nice.

1532
01:01:14,591 --> 01:01:17,211
[camera clicking]

1533
01:01:18,431 --> 01:01:19,661
OFFICER:
Quit screwing around.

1534
01:01:19,861 --> 01:01:20,661
Take your hat off.

1535
01:01:20,861 --> 01:01:21,831
Okay. I'll do that.

1536
01:01:22,031 --> 01:01:24,261
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1537
01:01:25,571 --> 01:01:27,711
- Is-is this for me?
- Okay.

1538
01:01:27,911 --> 01:01:29,101
Thank you very much.

1539
01:01:29,301 --> 01:01:31,011
You're welcome. [chuckles]

1540
01:01:32,401 --> 01:01:33,281
Name.

1541
01:01:33,481 --> 01:01:35,061
- Mine?
- Yes.

1542
01:01:35,261 --> 01:01:36,331
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1543
01:01:36,521 --> 01:01:40,021
Hi, there, um,
Flora Gwendolen Locheed,

1544
01:01:40,221 --> 01:01:43,461
uh, Firepit McAllister Cruise.

1545
01:01:43,661 --> 01:01:46,251
Is that, is that a "Cruz"
with a "U-Z"?

1546
01:01:46,451 --> 01:01:47,861
- S-E.
- S-E.

1547
01:01:48,061 --> 01:01:50,691
- As in, as in Tom.
- Okay.

1548
01:01:50,891 --> 01:01:52,431
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1549
01:01:52,631 --> 01:01:56,781
Let's see, it's second day of
the Feast of Angus the Fierce.

1550
01:01:56,981 --> 01:01:59,301
- Yes. Second day. -But
what year of the second day?

1551
01:01:59,501 --> 01:02:02,221
- Oh, geez.
- I need a month. I need a year.

1552
01:02:02,421 --> 01:02:05,751
You know what?
I'm gonna say 2,152 years ago

1553
01:02:05,951 --> 01:02:08,361
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1554
01:02:08,561 --> 01:02:11,051
I think
that's pretty darn close.

1555
01:02:12,051 --> 01:02:17,441
Okay, we're gonna put down 1969
from the looks of it.

1556
01:02:18,451 --> 01:02:20,061
- Okay.
- Okay.

1557
01:02:20,261 --> 01:02:22,721
- What's your profession?
- How do I--

1558
01:02:22,921 --> 01:02:25,501
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
the honest answer would be...

1559
01:02:25,701 --> 01:02:27,421
I, you know, dabbled
in a little bit of

1560
01:02:27,621 --> 01:02:30,291
being a warrior/hunter-gatherer,

1561
01:02:30,491 --> 01:02:33,821
but now, really, I strictly
just, uh, I'm a genie.

1562
01:02:34,021 --> 01:02:35,991
Uh, what was the last part?

1563
01:02:36,191 --> 01:02:39,131
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
I'm, uh, just a genie.

1564
01:02:39,331 --> 01:02:41,081
[quietly]:
Okay.

1565
01:02:42,861 --> 01:02:44,311
You believe that you're a genie?

1566
01:02:44,511 --> 01:02:46,221
Well, I know I'm a genie.

1567
01:02:46,421 --> 01:02:49,001
- You know you're a genie?
- Yes, because I'm a genie.

1568
01:02:50,001 --> 01:02:51,491
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
prescription drugs

1569
01:02:51,691 --> 01:02:52,531
are you on now?

1570
01:02:52,731 --> 01:02:53,921
Ooh.

1571
01:02:54,121 --> 01:02:55,231
I don't know.
What have you got?

1572
01:02:55,431 --> 01:02:57,011
What are you offering?

1573
01:02:58,621 --> 01:03:00,411
Okay, look, uh...

1574
01:03:00,611 --> 01:03:02,371
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1575
01:03:02,571 --> 01:03:05,461
I don't know if this is
some kind of bit you're doing,

1576
01:03:05,661 --> 01:03:09,071
you're crazy, or what, but...

1577
01:03:09,271 --> 01:03:10,331
I want to run with this
for a second.

1578
01:03:10,531 --> 01:03:12,291
- Okay?
- Okay.

1579
01:03:12,491 --> 01:03:14,381
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1580
01:03:14,581 --> 01:03:17,211
- That's correct.
- So, if that's the case,

1581
01:03:17,411 --> 01:03:19,251
you have to know exactly

1582
01:03:19,451 --> 01:03:22,521
what you and your friend Bernard
are in for with prison.

1583
01:03:22,721 --> 01:03:24,481
Okay? You're gonna be stuck

1584
01:03:24,681 --> 01:03:27,341
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
for eternity.

1585
01:03:28,601 --> 01:03:30,441
No friends.

1586
01:03:30,641 --> 01:03:32,091
No family.

1587
01:03:32,291 --> 01:03:34,181
No freedom.

1588
01:03:34,381 --> 01:03:37,231
How does that sound to you?

1589
01:03:37,431 --> 01:03:39,401
♪

1590
01:03:40,571 --> 01:03:42,491
Familiar.

1591
01:03:44,101 --> 01:03:46,141
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1592
01:03:49,491 --> 01:03:51,931
[siren wailing in distance]

1593
01:03:57,541 --> 01:03:59,381
[Perez laughing nearby]

1594
01:03:59,581 --> 01:04:01,251
PEREZ:
Get ready, buddy boy.

1595
01:04:01,451 --> 01:04:03,391
December 23.

1596
01:04:03,581 --> 01:04:05,431
Guess where you're going?

1597
01:04:05,631 --> 01:04:07,431
JFK.

1598
01:04:07,631 --> 01:04:10,611
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
and Ms. McAllister to France

1599
01:04:10,811 --> 01:04:13,001
immediately.

1600
01:04:13,201 --> 01:04:15,481
Goodbye. Until we meet again.

1601
01:04:15,681 --> 01:04:18,221
Adios. Salam alaikum salam.

1602
01:04:20,391 --> 01:04:22,881
Right, well, I-I guess we're
just gonna have to live

1603
01:04:23,081 --> 01:04:24,931
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
of our actions.

1604
01:04:25,131 --> 01:04:28,151
Right? Just-just two crooks

1605
01:04:28,351 --> 01:04:29,931
in the back of
a high-security van,

1606
01:04:30,131 --> 01:04:32,281
wishing they'd never got greedy.

1607
01:04:32,481 --> 01:04:34,851
You're funny, that's
what I like about you, Bernard.

1608
01:04:35,051 --> 01:04:37,461
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
both in the same vehicle

1609
01:04:37,661 --> 01:04:40,641
for hours so you could get
your story straight.

1610
01:04:40,841 --> 01:04:43,551
What kind of idiots
do you think we are?

1611
01:04:45,371 --> 01:04:46,431
[softly]:
Right.

1612
01:04:46,631 --> 01:04:49,161
Hey. Get him out.

1613
01:04:55,341 --> 01:04:57,081
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1614
01:04:58,041 --> 01:05:00,091
♪

1615
01:05:01,741 --> 01:05:03,921
[distant shouting]

1616
01:05:09,791 --> 01:05:11,981
Flora!

1617
01:05:12,181 --> 01:05:14,371
I wish we could swap back!

1618
01:05:14,571 --> 01:05:16,451
PEREZ: Oh, so now
you want to talk, huh?

1619
01:05:23,021 --> 01:05:24,421
Hey, hey.

1620
01:05:24,621 --> 01:05:25,471
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
- Flora, it's me, it's Bernie.

1621
01:05:25,671 --> 01:05:27,251
I wish we could swap back.

1622
01:05:27,451 --> 01:05:28,951
- I wish we could swap back.
- PEREZ: Hey, buddy, buddy.

1623
01:05:29,151 --> 01:05:30,521
[over P.A.]: I wish we could
swap that painting back.

1624
01:05:30,721 --> 01:05:31,521
PEREZ:
Get him out of here.

1625
01:05:31,721 --> 01:05:33,911
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1626
01:05:34,111 --> 01:05:35,171
[whooshing]

1627
01:05:35,371 --> 01:05:37,001
Seriously.

1628
01:05:37,201 --> 01:05:39,001
- You okay?
- Yeah, thanks.

1629
01:05:39,201 --> 01:05:40,091
PEREZ:
Wow.

1630
01:05:40,291 --> 01:05:42,261
[phone ringing]

1631
01:05:46,041 --> 01:05:47,231
- Yeah?
- DISPATCHER: Detective Perez,

1632
01:05:47,431 --> 01:05:48,931
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1633
01:05:49,131 --> 01:05:51,481
- The French? Put 'em on.
- Yeah.

1634
01:05:54,661 --> 01:05:56,281
Bonjour.

1635
01:05:56,481 --> 01:05:58,451
[indistinct chatter over phone]

1636
01:06:01,321 --> 01:06:04,151
Bring me the painting!

1637
01:06:05,241 --> 01:06:07,161
It's not a painting, sir.

1638
01:06:07,361 --> 01:06:09,031
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1639
01:06:09,231 --> 01:06:11,121
It's <i>the</i>painting.

1640
01:06:11,321 --> 01:06:14,211
The most valuable painting
in the world.

1641
01:06:14,411 --> 01:06:15,991
OFFICER: You're not gonna
like this, boss.

1642
01:06:18,471 --> 01:06:19,731
OFFICER 2:
It's a jersey.

1643
01:06:23,081 --> 01:06:25,261
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1644
01:06:26,211 --> 01:06:27,661
[siren wailing in distance]

1645
01:06:27,861 --> 01:06:30,361
- That was close.
- Way too close.

1646
01:06:30,561 --> 01:06:32,231
We could've been fairly
and squarely screwed.

1647
01:06:32,431 --> 01:06:33,971
The wishing has to stop, right?

1648
01:06:34,171 --> 01:06:35,751
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1649
01:06:35,951 --> 01:06:37,321
- Except...
- Except what?

1650
01:06:37,521 --> 01:06:38,761
Well, I mean,
except Julie and Eve

1651
01:06:38,961 --> 01:06:40,241
are gonna arrive at mine
any minute.

1652
01:06:40,441 --> 01:06:41,591
Okay, that's okay.
I mean, this is like

1653
01:06:41,791 --> 01:06:44,201
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
right?

1654
01:06:44,401 --> 01:06:47,241
I mean, kicking names
and taking butts.

1655
01:06:47,441 --> 01:06:48,721
This is what we do.

1656
01:06:50,671 --> 01:06:52,251
- Uh...
- Okay.

1657
01:06:52,451 --> 01:06:54,081
So, yeah, they're nearly here,
so...

1658
01:06:54,281 --> 01:06:56,041
- Okay, okay. What do we do?
- So...</font>

1659
01:06:56,241 --> 01:06:58,081
Oh, uh...

1660
01:06:58,281 --> 01:07:00,341
Just wondered if you could
maybe go invisible.

1661
01:07:00,541 --> 01:07:01,781
You know, just...

1662
01:07:01,981 --> 01:07:03,131
- Just-- Yeah.
- No, that's-- No, of course.

1663
01:07:03,331 --> 01:07:04,441
That's the right thing.

1664
01:07:04,641 --> 01:07:06,731
- Okay, good luck.
- Thank you.</font>

1665
01:07:07,911 --> 01:07:08,791
[sighs]

1666
01:07:08,991 --> 01:07:11,131
♪

1667
01:07:18,481 --> 01:07:20,361
Bye, Grandma.

1668
01:07:21,361 --> 01:07:23,181
- [chuckles]
- [door closes]

1669
01:07:24,581 --> 01:07:26,371
- Hey, hey, sweetie.
- Dad!

1670
01:07:26,571 --> 01:07:28,551
Ah. [grunts]

1671
01:07:28,751 --> 01:07:30,461
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
- Good.

1672
01:07:30,661 --> 01:07:32,461
- Hey.
- Hey, um, all right.

1673
01:07:32,661 --> 01:07:34,071
Well, I'll leave you to it.

1674
01:07:34,271 --> 01:07:36,771
- Thank you.
- Have a good time, you two.

1675
01:07:36,971 --> 01:07:38,341
- Yeah. Uh, you, too.
- Bye, Mom.

1676
01:07:38,541 --> 01:07:40,381
Yeah.

1677
01:07:43,551 --> 01:07:45,131
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1678
01:07:45,331 --> 01:07:47,131
You look so cute in this jumper.

1679
01:07:47,331 --> 01:07:48,261
- Thank you.
- Where'd you get it?

1680
01:07:48,461 --> 01:07:49,791
Oh, Grandma got it for me.

1681
01:07:49,981 --> 01:07:51,311
BERNARD: Grandma got it for you.
Did you get me anything?

1682
01:07:51,511 --> 01:07:53,701
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1683
01:07:53,901 --> 01:07:55,261
[door opens]

1684
01:07:58,741 --> 01:08:00,401
[door closes]

1685
01:08:01,351 --> 01:08:02,841
This is the big chimney, right?

1686
01:08:03,041 --> 01:08:05,501
How many little chimneys
can you put there?

1687
01:08:05,701 --> 01:08:07,761
You have to make sure you don't
tell Mum that we've exclusively</font>

1688
01:08:07,961 --> 01:08:09,721
been eating sugar
for the last 48 hours.

1689
01:08:09,921 --> 01:08:11,371
[chuckles] I won't.

1690
01:08:11,571 --> 01:08:12,721
I can keep a secret.

1691
01:08:12,921 --> 01:08:14,331
I never told Mom
about you smoking

1692
01:08:14,531 --> 01:08:15,511
when she was
at her high school reunion.

1693
01:08:15,711 --> 01:08:17,861
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
Oh!

1694
01:08:18,061 --> 01:08:19,731
Burn.

1695
01:08:19,931 --> 01:08:22,211
But you still kind of
keep things from me.

1696
01:08:22,411 --> 01:08:24,211
Me? What are you talking about?

1697
01:08:24,411 --> 01:08:25,521
I'm your dad.
I tell you everything.

1698
01:08:25,721 --> 01:08:27,081
Dad, all of a sudden,

1699
01:08:27,281 --> 01:08:29,731
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
living in our house?

1700
01:08:31,641 --> 01:08:33,561
Oh, she's good. Real good.

1701
01:08:34,731 --> 01:08:37,701
Okay. Well, I mean,
the-the truth...

1702
01:08:37,901 --> 01:08:38,701
I mean, do you want to
do the honors?

1703
01:08:38,901 --> 01:08:40,181
You're the boss.

1704
01:08:40,381 --> 01:08:42,621
Yeah, of course.
I forget that sometimes.</font>

1705
01:08:42,821 --> 01:08:44,191
Okay, I'm gonna tell her.
I'm gonna tell you.

1706
01:08:44,391 --> 01:08:45,451
- Listen, okay.
- Mm-hmm.

1707
01:08:45,651 --> 01:08:47,191
So, um...

1708
01:08:47,391 --> 01:08:48,711
Flora here, fabulous Flora...

1709
01:08:48,911 --> 01:08:50,801
- Oh, thank you.
- Thank you.

1710
01:08:51,001 --> 01:08:52,841
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1711
01:08:54,451 --> 01:08:55,681
She's a genie.

1712
01:08:55,881 --> 01:08:57,421
Ta-da.

1713
01:08:57,621 --> 01:08:59,121
Dad, I'm eight.

1714
01:08:59,321 --> 01:09:00,681
You got to come up
with something better than that.

1715
01:09:00,881 --> 01:09:02,421
- [chuckles]: No, it's true.
- That's a tough cookie.

1716
01:09:02,621 --> 01:09:04,211
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
- She is. She really is.

1717
01:09:04,411 --> 01:09:06,251
So, Flora, you're a genie?

1718
01:09:06,451 --> 01:09:07,781
- I am.
- So, in that case,

1719
01:09:07,981 --> 01:09:09,731
you must have
a magic flying carpet.

1720
01:09:09,931 --> 01:09:12,551
- [Bernard chuckles]
- Funny you should mention that.

1721
01:09:13,561 --> 01:09:15,601
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1722
01:09:21,781 --> 01:09:24,831
[indistinct chatter, laughter]

1723
01:09:28,351 --> 01:09:30,711
- Hey, should we have some fun?
- Yeah!

1724
01:09:30,911 --> 01:09:32,411
[whooping]

1725
01:09:32,611 --> 01:09:34,531
[indistinct shouting, whooping]

1726
01:09:38,541 --> 01:09:40,901
[whooping, laughter continue]

1727
01:09:41,101 --> 01:09:42,811
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1728
01:09:43,011 --> 01:09:44,371
BERNARD:
Let's go, let's go!

1729
01:09:45,371 --> 01:09:47,161
[Eve laughing]

1730
01:09:47,361 --> 01:09:48,721
EVE:
Yeah!

1731
01:09:50,721 --> 01:09:52,681
FLORA: Oh, oh, oh,
look at this guy. Wait.

1732
01:09:53,771 --> 01:09:55,171
- Go home!
- [gasps]

1733
01:09:55,371 --> 01:09:57,651
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
- Go home!

1734
01:09:57,851 --> 01:09:59,431
[laughter]

1735
01:10:01,081 --> 01:10:02,921
- EVE: Whoa!
- FLORA: Did you see his face?

1736
01:10:03,121 --> 01:10:04,691
[laughter]

1737
01:10:08,391 --> 01:10:10,401
♪

1738
01:10:17,101 --> 01:10:19,931
- Ready to go to Grandma's?
- Mm-hmm.

1739
01:10:23,671 --> 01:10:25,551
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
Thank you, Flora.

1740
01:10:25,751 --> 01:10:27,331
That was the best day
of her life.

1741
01:10:36,991 --> 01:10:41,301
So, you've done everything
for Julie and Eve.

1742
01:10:41,501 --> 01:10:43,521
I was just wondering
if there's maybe something

1743
01:10:43,721 --> 01:10:46,001
that <i>you</i>want for Christmas.

1744
01:10:47,781 --> 01:10:49,661
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
I-I did have

1745
01:10:49,861 --> 01:10:51,441
one or two little thoughts.

1746
01:10:52,441 --> 01:10:54,671
And finally,
a charming Christmas story.

1747
01:10:54,871 --> 01:10:57,021
This evening,
the Bowery Mission received

1748
01:10:57,221 --> 01:10:59,411
an unexpected donation
from Oliver Flaxman,

1749
01:10:59,611 --> 01:11:02,281
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
Flaxman's Auction House.

1750
01:11:02,481 --> 01:11:04,851
The check for $100 million
makes up

1751
01:11:05,051 --> 01:11:07,421
the entirety of
Flaxman's personal fortune,

1752
01:11:07,621 --> 01:11:09,551
and it will go towards
feeding and caring

1753
01:11:09,751 --> 01:11:11,031
for the unhoused this Christmas.

1754
01:11:11,231 --> 01:11:13,341
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
Flaxman's Auctions now,

1755
01:11:13,541 --> 01:11:15,471
where a grateful crowd
has gathered.

1756
01:11:15,671 --> 01:11:16,911
Mr. Oliver Flaxman?

1757
01:11:17,101 --> 01:11:18,251
[chuckles]

1758
01:11:18,451 --> 01:11:19,861
- Uh, yes.
- What made you make

1759
01:11:20,061 --> 01:11:22,821
such an incredibly
generous gesture?

1760
01:11:23,021 --> 01:11:24,701
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
What gesture?

1761
01:11:24,901 --> 01:11:26,391
- Oh, my God. -REPORTER: Well,
the Bowery Mission just received

1762
01:11:26,591 --> 01:11:29,701
- a $100 million charity check
from you. -Oh, wait.

1763
01:11:29,901 --> 01:11:32,621
Which was just deposited
to help feed the unhoused

1764
01:11:32,821 --> 01:11:33,751
- this Christmas.
- [whimpers]</font>

1765
01:11:33,951 --> 01:11:35,711
That's right.

1766
01:11:35,911 --> 01:11:37,931
Well, you've become a national
hero because of your generosity.

1767
01:11:38,131 --> 01:11:39,931
I have?

1768
01:11:40,131 --> 01:11:41,541
Could I, could I just have
a moment?

1769
01:11:41,741 --> 01:11:42,711
Absolutely.

1770
01:11:42,911 --> 01:11:45,371
- Yeah. [giggles]
- You suck. Boo!</font>

1771
01:11:45,571 --> 01:11:46,541
- Boo.
- [laughs]

1772
01:11:46,741 --> 01:11:47,891
And what a wonderful story
that is.

1773
01:11:48,091 --> 01:11:48,941
- [laughter]
- That's it for tonight.

1774
01:11:49,141 --> 01:11:50,851
From all of us here, goodbye

1775
01:11:51,051 --> 01:11:53,111
- and very merry Christmas Eve.
- That's the way. Nicely done.

1776
01:11:54,111 --> 01:11:57,081
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
you got to be kidding me.

1777
01:11:57,281 --> 01:12:00,951
This is it. Best present ever.

1778
01:12:01,151 --> 01:12:02,431
What do you think?
Do you like it?

1779
01:12:02,631 --> 01:12:03,561
- [chuckles]
- I-- Well, uh, come on.

1780
01:12:03,761 --> 01:12:04,911
[laughs]

1781
01:12:05,111 --> 01:12:06,301
I don't know,
when-when we first met,</font>

1782
01:12:06,501 --> 01:12:07,651
I was, I was just...

1783
01:12:07,851 --> 01:12:09,391
I was the most unhappy man
in the world.

1784
01:12:09,591 --> 01:12:12,351
I'd-I'd lost everything,
but at least I have Eve back.

1785
01:12:12,551 --> 01:12:13,571
Yeah.

1786
01:12:13,771 --> 01:12:15,531
Now, I'm...

1787
01:12:15,731 --> 01:12:17,311
you know,
I'm-I'm so much better,</font>

1788
01:12:17,511 --> 01:12:20,491
so I-I wanted to get you
something special for Christmas.

1789
01:12:20,691 --> 01:12:22,101
And you have. I mean,
I have everything

1790
01:12:22,301 --> 01:12:24,581
I could ever want. [chuckles]

1791
01:12:24,781 --> 01:12:27,111
Well, not quite everything.

1792
01:12:27,311 --> 01:12:29,591
Did-did you see the card
that came with it?

1793
01:12:29,791 --> 01:12:32,591
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1794
01:12:32,791 --> 01:12:34,671
[chuckles]:
Oh.

1795
01:12:38,461 --> 01:12:40,341
Please be a hot chocolate
gift certificate.

1796
01:12:40,541 --> 01:12:41,771
- Please.
- Just read the card.

1797
01:12:41,971 --> 01:12:42,861
Read the card.

1798
01:12:43,061 --> 01:12:44,781
Ah. [chuckles]

1799
01:12:44,981 --> 01:12:46,591
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1800
01:12:50,561 --> 01:12:53,041
♪

1801
01:12:54,041 --> 01:12:55,391
I...

1802
01:13:00,701 --> 01:13:03,531
We're equals, Flora.

1803
01:13:03,731 --> 01:13:07,571
Now, how can things go well
for me and not for both of us?

1804
01:13:09,571 --> 01:13:10,891
[sighs]

1805
01:13:11,091 --> 01:13:13,891
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
how to have my own life.

1806
01:13:14,091 --> 01:13:16,111
[chuckles]

1807
01:13:16,311 --> 01:13:18,411
I think you'll get
the hang of it.

1808
01:13:19,541 --> 01:13:22,121
[voice breaking]: And I thought
the sweatshirt was good.

1809
01:13:22,321 --> 01:13:24,511
- [chuckles]
- I mean, mm...

1810
01:13:24,711 --> 01:13:26,591
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
- [laughs]

1811
01:13:29,291 --> 01:13:31,811
Yeah, that's, um,
that's my last wish.

1812
01:13:32,771 --> 01:13:35,481
How do you,
how do you want to do it?

1813
01:13:35,681 --> 01:13:38,481
Well, it comes with a bit of...
of good news.

1814
01:13:38,681 --> 01:13:41,881
Um, when a genie goes,

1815
01:13:42,081 --> 01:13:44,881
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
that they forgot something,

1816
01:13:45,081 --> 01:13:47,661
so when I go,

1817
01:13:47,861 --> 01:13:50,541
you're still allowed
three wishes.

1818
01:13:50,741 --> 01:13:53,501
No, that's where the three
wishes thing comes from.

1819
01:13:53,701 --> 01:13:56,191
That's where the three wishes
thing comes from.

1820
01:13:56,391 --> 01:13:59,501
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1821
01:13:59,701 --> 01:14:02,511
You know, I think
the whole point is that

1822
01:14:02,711 --> 01:14:05,151
you'll know what you need
when it happens.

1823
01:14:06,201 --> 01:14:08,981
So I'm just gonna leave that
to you, my friend.

1824
01:14:10,161 --> 01:14:12,161
♪

1825
01:14:22,041 --> 01:14:24,211
Should I do it?

1826
01:14:25,741 --> 01:14:27,531
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
- Do it?

1827
01:14:27,731 --> 01:14:29,101
Okay.

1828
01:14:29,301 --> 01:14:30,531
[exhales]

1829
01:14:30,731 --> 01:14:32,661
[both chuckle]

1830
01:14:34,091 --> 01:14:35,891
I guess this is...

1831
01:14:36,091 --> 01:14:37,891
this is the end.

1832
01:14:38,091 --> 01:14:39,721
Yeah, I'm... [clicks tongue]
out of here.</font>

1833
01:14:39,921 --> 01:14:42,111
- Where are you gonna go?
- Uh...

1834
01:14:42,311 --> 01:14:45,071
you know, I'm still
kind of mulling that over.

1835
01:14:45,271 --> 01:14:47,161
I've actually thought
about going home.

1836
01:14:47,361 --> 01:14:49,901
Some unfinished business
with a, uh,

1837
01:14:50,101 --> 01:14:52,081
- sorcerer from hell.
- Yeah, but

1838
01:14:52,281 --> 01:14:53,951
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
That's rule number one.

1839
01:14:54,151 --> 01:14:56,471
Uh, actually, that's...

1840
01:14:56,671 --> 01:14:59,171
How do I put--?
That's not 100% true.

1841
01:14:59,371 --> 01:15:02,521
For, as far as genie rule
number one, really,

1842
01:15:02,721 --> 01:15:04,651
you-you tell the boss
that, you know,

1843
01:15:04,851 --> 01:15:06,741
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
out of the question

1844
01:15:06,941 --> 01:15:08,831
because it's,
it's really dangerous.

1845
01:15:09,031 --> 01:15:10,881
So it's for your protection
and also

1846
01:15:11,081 --> 01:15:14,101
'cause people make horrible
decisions usually, so...

1847
01:15:14,301 --> 01:15:16,101
But, I mean, is it literally

1848
01:15:16,301 --> 01:15:18,841
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1849
01:15:19,041 --> 01:15:20,501
It's not.

1850
01:15:20,701 --> 01:15:23,111
Right, so I could just
wish you back home?

1851
01:15:23,311 --> 01:15:25,151
Well, I don't know, but, I mean,

1852
01:15:25,351 --> 01:15:27,941
I'm still kind of
considering my options.

1853
01:15:28,141 --> 01:15:30,111
I mean, really,
anything could happen.</font>

1854
01:15:30,311 --> 01:15:32,681
You know, I could end up
in Los Angeles with this guy.

1855
01:15:32,881 --> 01:15:34,771
- [laughs] -You know, just
sitting by a pool. We don't,

1856
01:15:34,971 --> 01:15:36,771
we don't know, right?

1857
01:15:36,971 --> 01:15:40,041
Oh, you know what? I almost...

1858
01:15:40,241 --> 01:15:41,781
This is for you.

1859
01:15:41,981 --> 01:15:43,821
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1860
01:15:44,021 --> 01:15:46,091
that your final three wishes

1861
01:15:46,291 --> 01:15:48,871
are entirely up to you,
and that's-that's true,

1862
01:15:49,071 --> 01:15:52,091
but maybe consider this
like a hint

1863
01:15:52,291 --> 01:15:55,041
at what one of the wishes
could be.

1864
01:16:02,831 --> 01:16:04,321
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1865
01:16:04,521 --> 01:16:06,581
We'll get to that in a minute.

1866
01:16:07,801 --> 01:16:09,981
Okay, I want to say
something to you.

1867
01:16:10,181 --> 01:16:12,291
Uh... and

1868
01:16:12,491 --> 01:16:14,811
I just think it's important
that you really hear me.

1869
01:16:15,011 --> 01:16:16,941
So years from now,

1870
01:16:17,141 --> 01:16:18,951
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1871
01:16:19,151 --> 01:16:22,211
and gray, and probably
doughy in the middle.

1872
01:16:22,411 --> 01:16:23,821
When you're sitting around

1873
01:16:24,021 --> 01:16:25,781
reading stories
about my old pal,

1874
01:16:25,981 --> 01:16:27,691
JC, in-in your,

1875
01:16:27,891 --> 01:16:29,171
in your "Bibble" and--

1876
01:16:29,371 --> 01:16:32,181
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
- Whatever.

1877
01:16:32,381 --> 01:16:34,181
When you come to the phrase,

1878
01:16:34,381 --> 01:16:36,831
"The multitude gathered,"

1879
01:16:37,031 --> 01:16:39,361
I want you to remember

1880
01:16:39,561 --> 01:16:42,361
[crying]:
that one of 'em found you

1881
01:16:42,561 --> 01:16:46,271
to be the very best friend
that she'd ever had.</font>

1882
01:16:47,441 --> 01:16:49,281
Okay? And, uh,

1883
01:16:49,481 --> 01:16:51,761
I never really
trusted people because...

1884
01:16:51,961 --> 01:16:54,101
they're greedy
and they're selfish.

1885
01:16:57,151 --> 01:16:58,991
But, Bernard,

1886
01:16:59,191 --> 01:17:02,151
that's not ever you.

1887
01:17:04,981 --> 01:17:06,821
[chuckles]

1888
01:17:07,021 --> 01:17:08,341
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1889
01:17:08,541 --> 01:17:11,131
This is all getting
a bit too emotional.

1890
01:17:11,331 --> 01:17:13,781
I-I-I wish you'd just go.

1891
01:17:13,981 --> 01:17:16,131
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I was, I was just--

1892
01:17:16,331 --> 01:17:18,301
[groans]

1893
01:17:21,481 --> 01:17:22,911
[zapping]

1894
01:17:27,181 --> 01:17:28,891
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
- I know.

1895
01:17:29,091 --> 01:17:31,851
I can't believe she just left.
She just took off?

1896
01:17:32,041 --> 01:17:33,721
Well, I mean, she didn't
so much as leave.

1897
01:17:33,921 --> 01:17:35,241
She sort of disappeared,
you know?

1898
01:17:35,441 --> 01:17:36,891
I thought we had a, you know--
She didn't say,

1899
01:17:37,091 --> 01:17:38,241
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
she didn't say goodbye.

1900
01:17:38,441 --> 01:17:40,161
I know.
It's a complicated situation.

1901
01:17:40,361 --> 01:17:42,381
The weird thing is
she left this thing for me

1902
01:17:42,581 --> 01:17:44,731
and I-I can't make
head nor tail of it.

1903
01:17:44,931 --> 01:17:47,301
- What? It's a number.
- I know, but...

1904
01:17:47,491 --> 01:17:49,861
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
international phone number.

1905
01:17:50,061 --> 01:17:52,911
Yeah, that's a good idea
actually. Like a plus four-four?

1906
01:17:53,111 --> 01:17:54,861
I don't know what that means.

1907
01:17:56,031 --> 01:17:57,961
AUTOMATED VOICE: We're sorry
your call cannot be completed.

1908
01:17:58,161 --> 01:17:59,831
- No.
- Oh!

1909
01:18:00,031 --> 01:18:02,141
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
She had a vision.

1910
01:18:02,341 --> 01:18:04,661
We're gonna be rich.

1911
01:18:04,861 --> 01:18:05,921
- We'll just wait until
the drawing. -Wait, hold on.

1912
01:18:06,121 --> 01:18:07,841
- Hold on. Pass me that pad.
- What?

1913
01:18:08,041 --> 01:18:10,001
- This?
- Yeah.

1914
01:18:14,401 --> 01:18:16,111
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
You're doing math.

1915
01:18:16,311 --> 01:18:19,191
I-- You never think you're
gonna use it and then you...

1916
01:18:22,801 --> 01:18:25,071
- You're a genius.
I could kiss you. -What?

1917
01:18:25,271 --> 01:18:26,861
- What? What happened?
- Good night. Good night!

1918
01:18:27,061 --> 01:18:28,161
Are we gonna win money?

1919
01:18:28,361 --> 01:18:30,721
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1920
01:18:32,461 --> 01:18:33,951
Flora,

1921
01:18:34,151 --> 01:18:36,001
my dear friend,

1922
01:18:36,201 --> 01:18:39,871
for the first
of my last three wishes,

1923
01:18:40,071 --> 01:18:42,001
I wish

1924
01:18:42,201 --> 01:18:44,131
I was back
to the very beginning.

1925
01:18:44,331 --> 01:18:46,311
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
Orchestra playing]

1926
01:18:46,511 --> 01:18:48,841
♪ Little darlin'

1927
01:18:49,031 --> 01:18:51,401
♪ Don't you cry

1928
01:18:51,601 --> 01:18:56,151
♪ You know I tried to be there
with you by and by ♪

1929
01:18:56,351 --> 01:18:59,801
♪ When everything
is goin' wrong ♪

1930
01:19:00,001 --> 01:19:02,811
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1931
01:19:03,011 --> 01:19:04,541
♪ I'm wishin'

1932
01:19:05,581 --> 01:19:08,031
Bernard, this is Henry Hackford

1933
01:19:08,231 --> 01:19:10,201
of the Metropolitan Museum
of Art.

1934
01:19:10,401 --> 01:19:11,901
Ah, yes.
An honor to meet you, sir.

1935
01:19:12,101 --> 01:19:13,341
Nice to meet you, too.

1936
01:19:13,541 --> 01:19:15,171
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
through your new catalog.

1937
01:19:15,371 --> 01:19:17,391
Yes, of course.

1938
01:19:17,581 --> 01:19:19,781
I'd love to oblige,
but I'm afraid

1939
01:19:19,981 --> 01:19:22,091
taking my daughter out for her
birthday is far more important

1940
01:19:22,291 --> 01:19:25,351
than following
the orders of a slimy,

1941
01:19:25,551 --> 01:19:28,311
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1942
01:19:28,511 --> 01:19:31,181
gloating, ghastly, greedy
rip-off merchant like you.

1943
01:19:31,381 --> 01:19:33,841
So goodbye.

1944
01:19:34,041 --> 01:19:35,751
Have a very Merry Christmas.

1945
01:19:35,951 --> 01:19:38,231
And, oh, of course, I quit.

1946
01:19:38,431 --> 01:19:41,451
- But, hey, you can keep
the ugly bear. -[squeaks]</font>

1947
01:19:41,651 --> 01:19:44,981
♪ I wish that everything

1948
01:19:45,181 --> 01:19:47,761
♪ Was gold

1949
01:19:47,961 --> 01:19:50,371
♪ I wish you

1950
01:19:50,571 --> 01:19:53,861
♪ Were here to hold

1951
01:19:54,061 --> 01:19:57,771
♪ I'm wishin'

1952
01:19:57,971 --> 01:20:02,071
♪ Everything gold

1953
01:20:04,161 --> 01:20:06,511
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1954
01:20:08,691 --> 01:20:13,211
♪ Everything gold

1955
01:20:14,691 --> 01:20:16,871
♪ Wishin'

1956
01:20:20,001 --> 01:20:23,571
♪ Hold on to love,
hold on to love. ♪

1957
01:20:32,101 --> 01:20:33,451
Hey.

1958
01:20:36,021 --> 01:20:37,471
[chuckling]:
Hey.

1959
01:20:37,661 --> 01:20:39,471
You look beautiful.

1960
01:20:39,671 --> 01:20:41,251
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
to butter me up for?

1961
01:20:41,451 --> 01:20:42,911
[chuckles]

1962
01:20:43,111 --> 01:20:44,821
I really didn't think
you were gonna make it.

1963
01:20:45,021 --> 01:20:46,941
- No?
- [laughing]: No.

1964
01:20:48,031 --> 01:20:49,481
Okay, too much mascara?

1965
01:20:49,681 --> 01:20:51,381
Do I look like an owl?

1966
01:20:52,561 --> 01:20:54,571
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1967
01:20:54,771 --> 01:20:57,041
- Bernie, what?
- [chuckles softly]

1968
01:20:58,561 --> 01:21:00,441
Thank you.
[chuckles]

1969
01:21:00,641 --> 01:21:02,611
- What is this about?
- Mm.

1970
01:21:04,221 --> 01:21:06,281
Mm.

1971
01:21:06,481 --> 01:21:08,011
[both laughing]

1972
01:21:09,011 --> 01:21:10,981
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1973
01:21:11,181 --> 01:21:13,981
Oh, happy birthday, baby doll.

1974
01:21:14,181 --> 01:21:15,981
- [grunts]
- [screams, laughs]

1975
01:21:16,181 --> 01:21:18,241
[both laughing]

1976
01:21:25,771 --> 01:21:27,941
How was work?

1977
01:21:29,201 --> 01:21:30,561
I quit.

1978
01:21:30,761 --> 01:21:32,871
Excuse me?

1979
01:21:33,071 --> 01:21:35,871
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
that I have been dreaming

1980
01:21:36,071 --> 01:21:38,481
and-and hoping
and needing you to say

1981
01:21:38,681 --> 01:21:41,361
for, I don't know,
what seems like a lifetime?

1982
01:21:41,551 --> 01:21:42,971
I just figured I need to

1983
01:21:43,171 --> 01:21:44,881
spend a bit more time
with my girls, you know?

1984
01:21:45,081 --> 01:21:46,491
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1985
01:21:46,691 --> 01:21:48,881
that lifelong dream
of a career in modeling.

1986
01:21:49,081 --> 01:21:50,541
[laughs]
Yeah, right.

1987
01:21:50,741 --> 01:21:53,321
I've been telling you,
look at this face.

1988
01:21:53,521 --> 01:21:56,271
Oh, Bernie,
that is such good news.

1989
01:21:57,801 --> 01:22:00,461
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
that maybe someday

1990
01:22:00,661 --> 01:22:03,291
soon we'd have to...

1991
01:22:03,491 --> 01:22:05,251
Yeah, I know.

1992
01:22:05,451 --> 01:22:07,341
No, you don't.

1993
01:22:07,541 --> 01:22:09,941
Trust me, I do.

1994
01:22:17,031 --> 01:22:18,221
JULIE:
Where are we going?

1995
01:22:18,421 --> 01:22:21,051
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

1996
01:22:21,251 --> 01:22:23,271
this year we could do
something a little bit better

1997
01:22:23,471 --> 01:22:25,181
than skating, I thought
we could take this divine,

1998
01:22:25,381 --> 01:22:27,531
- this sophisticated
young lady... -[screams] No!

1999
01:22:27,731 --> 01:22:30,101
- Let me go. -...out to
the finest restaurant in town.</font>

2000
01:22:30,301 --> 01:22:32,231
- Ooh. -Yeah, I mean,
it's a very important birthday.

2001
01:22:32,431 --> 01:22:34,021
- She's actually eight.
- Eight?

2002
01:22:34,221 --> 01:22:35,411
- You're actually eight, right?
- I'm eight.

2003
01:22:35,611 --> 01:22:37,581
♪

2004
01:22:40,061 --> 01:22:41,451
BERNARD:
<i>Uh, sorry, excuse me, sir.</i>

2005
01:22:42,671 --> 01:22:44,551
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

2006
01:22:44,751 --> 01:22:46,331
- It's so cool.
- Evening.

2007
01:22:46,531 --> 01:22:48,031
Um, do you have
any spare tables?

2008
01:22:48,231 --> 01:22:50,951
Tonight? Do we have
any spare tables tonight?

2009
01:22:51,151 --> 01:22:52,331
[chuckles]

2010
01:22:53,331 --> 01:22:55,471
Oh.

2011
01:22:55,671 --> 01:22:57,211
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

2012
01:22:57,411 --> 01:22:59,221
[magical chiming]

2013
01:22:59,421 --> 01:23:02,571
Well, it so happens
that we do, sir.

2014
01:23:02,771 --> 01:23:05,221
Come this way. Table for three.

2015
01:23:05,421 --> 01:23:07,181
What did you do?

2016
01:23:07,381 --> 01:23:08,361
I've got this.

2017
01:23:08,551 --> 01:23:10,971
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
- [laughs]

2018
01:23:11,171 --> 01:23:14,191
You know, I think I'm gonna go
for the Cornish game hen.

2019
01:23:14,391 --> 01:23:16,491
WAITER:
Very good choice, sir. Madam?

2020
01:23:16,691 --> 01:23:19,111
Uh, if I could have
the truffle salad

2021
01:23:19,301 --> 01:23:21,241
and, ooh, the steak tartare?

2022
01:23:21,441 --> 01:23:22,671
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

2023
01:23:22,871 --> 01:23:24,411
And for you, young lady?

2024
01:23:24,611 --> 01:23:27,291
Peanut butter sandwiches
and cherry ice cream, please?

2025
01:23:27,491 --> 01:23:29,641
I'm afraid we absolutely
cannot serve anything

2026
01:23:29,841 --> 01:23:31,631
that is not on the menu.

2027
01:23:33,591 --> 01:23:35,631
[sighs]

2028
01:23:38,811 --> 01:23:40,741
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
- [magical chiming]

2029
01:23:40,931 --> 01:23:44,701
However, seeing as you
asked exceptionally nicely,

2030
01:23:44,901 --> 01:23:47,571
peanut butter sandwiches
and cherry ice cream coming up,

2031
01:23:47,771 --> 01:23:49,311
mademoiselle.

2032
01:23:49,511 --> 01:23:50,751
And perhaps some french fries
and a Coke float?

2033
01:23:50,941 --> 01:23:52,271
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

2034
01:23:52,471 --> 01:23:54,361
- [chuckles]
- Thank you. That is sweet.

2035
01:23:54,561 --> 01:23:56,101
Give me some birthday luck.

2036
01:23:56,301 --> 01:23:57,751
- [chuckles]
- BERNARD: You know,

2037
01:23:57,951 --> 01:24:00,271
um, a little toast.

2038
01:24:02,401 --> 01:24:05,331
To my exquisite,

2039
01:24:05,521 --> 01:24:08,231
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

2040
01:24:09,411 --> 01:24:12,291
And to our hilarious,
now almost totally grown-up,

2041
01:24:12,491 --> 01:24:14,251
little girl

2042
01:24:14,451 --> 01:24:16,461
on her big birthday.

2043
01:24:17,421 --> 01:24:19,851
What more can a man
ever wish for?

2044
01:24:22,331 --> 01:24:23,651
- Cheers.
- EVE: Cheers.

2045
01:24:23,851 --> 01:24:26,121
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
- ♪ Every day

2046
01:24:28,341 --> 01:24:31,701
♪ Will be like a holiday

2047
01:24:31,901 --> 01:24:34,271
[indistinct chatter]

2048
01:24:34,471 --> 01:24:37,871
♪ When my baby

2049
01:24:39,831 --> 01:24:44,191
♪ When my baby comes home

2050
01:24:44,391 --> 01:24:46,361
♪

2051
01:24:47,881 --> 01:24:50,371
♪ Every day

2052
01:24:50,571 --> 01:24:52,681
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

2053
01:24:52,881 --> 01:24:55,721
♪ Will be like a holiday

2054
01:24:55,921 --> 01:24:57,891
♪ Oh, yes, it will

2055
01:24:59,281 --> 01:25:02,291
♪ When my baby

2056
01:25:04,941 --> 01:25:08,641
♪ When my baby comes home

2057
01:25:10,561 --> 01:25:11,831
[ship horn blows]

2058
01:25:12,031 --> 01:25:14,911
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

2059
01:25:16,741 --> 01:25:19,701
♪ Will be like a holiday

2060
01:25:19,901 --> 01:25:23,321
♪ Oh, yes, it will...

2061
01:25:23,521 --> 01:25:25,801
[chuckles] What do you say
we order in for dinner?

2062
01:25:26,001 --> 01:25:28,451
I don't think either of us
could be bothered to cook.

2063
01:25:28,651 --> 01:25:30,801
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
go out and get something.

2064
01:25:31,001 --> 01:25:33,501
Okay, but maybe we shouldn't do
pizza from that place again.

2065
01:25:33,701 --> 01:25:35,761
Oh, come on, those are
the best pizzas ever.

2066
01:25:35,961 --> 01:25:37,901
You know what? You're right.
Get me that pizza

2067
01:25:38,101 --> 01:25:39,461
- and get it right now.
- Yeah?</font>

2068
01:25:39,661 --> 01:25:41,201
- Yes. Now.
- Really? Mm.

2069
01:25:41,401 --> 01:25:43,371
- [chuckles]
- Mm.

2070
01:25:44,981 --> 01:25:47,161
♪

2071
01:25:51,551 --> 01:25:53,351
Evening, Charles.

2072
01:25:53,551 --> 01:25:55,341
Evening, Mr. Bottle.

2073
01:25:56,341 --> 01:25:58,341
[indistinct chatter]

2074
01:26:02,781 --> 01:26:04,711
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

2075
01:26:04,901 --> 01:26:06,581
I'm great, man.
I'm living the dream.

2076
01:26:06,781 --> 01:26:08,401
What, are you kidding me?
Beats wearing a uniform

2077
01:26:08,601 --> 01:26:10,891
and hailing cabs
for jerks like you.

2078
01:26:11,081 --> 01:26:12,371
- [chuckles] -What are you doing,
you coming in?

2079
01:26:12,561 --> 01:26:13,541
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
- Oh, great.

2080
01:26:13,741 --> 01:26:15,281
Let me get that door for ya.

2081
01:26:15,481 --> 01:26:18,591
- Oh, come on. -Come on,
it's like old times, pal.

2082
01:26:18,791 --> 01:26:20,901
Hey, honey.

2083
01:26:21,091 --> 01:26:22,771
Give us a nice hot one.

2084
01:26:22,971 --> 01:26:24,731
Of course.

2085
01:26:24,921 --> 01:26:27,341
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
for old Bernie boy.

2086
01:26:27,541 --> 01:26:29,601
I'm guessing you want
extra pepperoni?

2087
01:26:29,801 --> 01:26:32,211
Yeah. Please.

2088
01:26:32,411 --> 01:26:34,171
["I Wish" by Skee-Lo playing]

2089
01:26:34,371 --> 01:26:37,261
Your wish is my command.

2090
01:26:37,461 --> 01:26:38,781
♪ I wish I was
a little bit taller ♪</font>

2091
01:26:38,981 --> 01:26:40,781
♪ I wish I was a baller,
I wish I had a girl ♪

2092
01:26:40,981 --> 01:26:42,611
♪ Who looked good,
I would call her ♪

2093
01:26:42,811 --> 01:26:44,661
♪ I wish I had a rabbit
in a hat with a bat ♪

2094
01:26:44,861 --> 01:26:46,531
♪ And a six-four Impala

2095
01:26:46,731 --> 01:26:48,311
♪ I wish I was
like six-foot-nine ♪

2096
01:26:48,511 --> 01:26:50,271
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

2097
01:26:50,471 --> 01:26:51,881
♪ 'Cause she don't know me
but, yo, she's really fine ♪

2098
01:26:52,081 --> 01:26:53,971
♪ You know I see her all
the time, everywhere I go ♪

2099
01:26:54,171 --> 01:26:55,841
♪ And even in my dreams,
I can scheme ♪

2100
01:26:56,041 --> 01:26:57,581
♪ Of ways to make her mine
'cause I know ♪

2101
01:26:57,781 --> 01:26:59,541
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
her boyfriend's tall ♪

2102
01:26:59,741 --> 01:27:01,811
♪ And he plays ball, so how
am I gonna compete with that? ♪

2103
01:27:02,011 --> 01:27:03,811
♪ 'Cause when it comes
to playing basketball ♪

2104
01:27:04,011 --> 01:27:05,811
♪ I'm always last to be picked
and in some cases ♪

2105
01:27:06,011 --> 01:27:07,941
♪ Never picked at all,
so I just lean up on the wall ♪</font>

2106
01:27:08,141 --> 01:27:10,341
♪ Or sit up in the bleachers
with the rest of the girls ♪

2107
01:27:10,541 --> 01:27:11,991
♪ Who came
to watch their man ball ♪

2108
01:27:12,191 --> 01:27:14,951
♪ I confess it's a shame
when you livin' in a city ♪

2109
01:27:15,151 --> 01:27:17,211
♪ That's the size of a box
and nobody knows yo' name ♪

2110
01:27:17,411 --> 01:27:18,911
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

2111
01:27:19,111 --> 01:27:20,821
♪ Like quick-quick,
got sick-sick to my stomach ♪

2112
01:27:21,021 --> 01:27:23,831
♪ Overcometh by thoughts
of me and her together, right? ♪

2113
01:27:24,031 --> 01:27:25,831
♪ So when I asked her out,
she said I wasn't her type ♪

2114
01:27:26,031 --> 01:27:28,831
♪ I wish I was a little bit
taller, I wish I was a baller ♪</font>

2115
01:27:29,031 --> 01:27:31,441
♪ I wish I had a girl who
looked good, I would call her ♪

2116
01:27:31,641 --> 01:27:33,621
♪ I wish I had a rabbit
in a hat with a bat ♪

2117
01:27:33,821 --> 01:27:35,581
♪ And a six-four Impala

2118
01:27:35,781 --> 01:27:39,231
♪ I wish I was a little bit
taller, I wish I was a baller ♪

2119
01:27:39,431 --> 01:27:41,451
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="
looked good, I would call her ♪

2120
01:27:41,651 --> 01:27:43,591
♪ I wish I had a rabbit
in a hat with a bat ♪

2121
01:27:43,791 --> 01:27:45,451
♪ And a six-four Impala

2122
01:27:46,971 --> 01:27:50,641
♪ I wish... I wish

2123
01:27:50,841 --> 01:27:52,891
♪ I wish

2124
01:27:54,151 --> 01:27:57,861
♪ I wish... I wish

2125
01:27:58,061 --> 01:27:59,951
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

2126
01:28:00,151 --> 01:28:02,071
♪

2127
01:28:31,581 --> 01:28:33,631
♪

2128
01:29:03,611 --> 01:29:05,661
♪

2129
01:29:35,521 --> 01:29:37,561
♪

2130
01:30:07,551 --> 01:30:09,591
♪

2131
01:30:39,581 --> 01:30:41,631
♪

2132
01:31:11,611 --> 01:31:13,661
♪

2133
01:31:43,601 --> 01:31:45,601
<font face="Tahoma" size="50" color="

2134
01:32:15,631 --> 01:32:17,631
♪